Ever had a flying burrito hit you? Well, it’s a deadly projectile, right up there with cannonballs and grenades.
—  Percy Jackson (The Titans Curse)

So I made up an AU. it’s a bit longer than my usual post though. XD

An AU set in medieval fantasy where the Grace siblings were orphaned at a young age after their abusive mother died and without a father, both were sent to the orphanage. 

After being admitted into the orphanage they suffered constant bullying from other older kids. Especially with Thalia’s rebellious nature and refusal to bow down to others. As well as her desire to protect her younger brother Jason. Then suddenly one day the bullying went too far and Jason got injured (thus lip scar, nope nope nothing to do with staplers at all. LOL) . In her rage Thalia lost control and  released a devastating storm upon the orphange.  It took a lot of people to hold her down and after that the people imprisoned her, out of fear of her powers. Little Jason came to visit her regularly always crying everytime he saw her.. Even though beaten and bruised she would always put on a smile for him. 

Then not long after, men in armor came. They came and took both the Grace siblings. It turns out they were the bastard children of King Zeus  of House Stormborn. One of the Great houses of the kingdom. They were taken in and trained to join their father’s army. Turns out both were very talented. As the years passed, the siblings rose through the ranks quickly. Earning the respect and fear of those around them. 

Jason grew into a disciplined and diplomatic man, yet was also an excellent swordsman. Always prefering the diplomatic ways first. His sister Thalia was a different story,  a force to be reckoned with. Hot-headed and unpredicatble she usually prefers to use force. And power is something she is not lacking in. 

That is why when King Zeus sends his son Jason to reason with you… be sure you grab this opprunity to think things through. For when Jason comes to visit… Thalia is not too far off.

And as they say… There is always a calm, before the storm.

WOW haven’t done anything PJO related in so long so this is a bit of a stress relief but y’all should consider doing Mera’s/ @inalostcorner‘s demigod files!! cuz hell yea for self-inserts hahaaha.

Fun facts:

  • True, she can do a bit of necromancy. Not as much as Nico, of course, but like maybe raise a dead or two, chat with them, and so on.
  • She TOTALLY uses the mist/magic to make her taller than she is (which is why i seem taller than my 5′1 height here (fite me))
  • Her deliveries sometimes coincide as quests, so sometimes it’s just her getting stuff for gods and Hecate.
  • She’s starting to locate closer to Camp Jupiter, in consideration of college and such
  • Her charm bracelets are literally charmed with like, good-luck and such that her siblings provide. (Headcanon: Hecate kids always give charmed bracelets for their siblings that go on quests. Newcomers get the most.)
  • Her staff is, unfortunately, affected by her emotions. So if she get’s frightened, it’ll shrink. If she’s in a panic, it’ll go spread all over, etc.
  • EX:

Les Amis Demigods AU (2/?): Combeferre - Child of Prometheus

 Prometheus is the Titan god of forethought and counsel. He is the creator of mankind as he moulded the first humans out of clay, as well as their greatest benefactor teaching them the arts of the gods such as astronomy, navigation, medicine, metal working, mathematics and more. He further stole the fire from Mount Olympus against the will of Zeus and gave it to the humans for which he was punished to endure generations of suffering before the great hero Herakles released him from his torture.

since nobody ever pees on Heroes of Olympus i’m pretty sure that while annabeth and percy were falling to Tartarus they were like peeing all the way down there so it was like it was raining on Tartarus

Alright but moana introduces maui to her people and after the inital “wow it’s really him!” He becomes almost like just another villager, minutes the whole being a demigod thing, and has what’s like a big family for the first time and one day moanas dad/mom congratulates him by saying “good job, son” and he has to take a minute because………son???? He’s someone’s son now??? He starts to tear up and moana is like “hey you ok?” And he just nods, replying “I finally have a family”

And he’s so happy that Moana decides that she’s gonna tell her parents to call maui son as much as possible and they’re cool with it so they start calling him son and maui loves it but Moana decides to go above and beyond so she tells all the grownups in the village “hey call him son he’s never been part of a family” and they’re like ok yeah sure we all like the guy so all the grown ups in the tribe start calling him son and the kids catch on and start calling him brother and mauis just so overwhelmed with happiness.

And after Maui is “adopted” by the tribe, he gets a new tattoo that’s directly over his heart of him being part of the tribe as family.

But in this tat he’s not the center of attention like all his other ones. He’s just a little part of the whole village, next to everyone else.

Needless to say, it’s his favorite tattoo he has

BONUS: one day some kids see the tattoo on his back and they’re like u don’t need that cuz ur real family wouldn’t just throw you away like that plus we’re your family now and they use body paint to paint over it. And since he does have a family now, when the paint dries and washes away the tattoo changes. Some of it stays the same, his human parents casting him away, but instead of the ocean being down there, it’s the village of motonui with their arms raised to receive him

my favourite thing about Percy with a New York accent is imagine a monster tries to accost him on the street and he just yells I’M WALKIN HERE at it

I love thinking of Annabeth and Piper dates, because they would have so much fun

Annabeth would show her all her favorite places in the city, and Piper would take a million pictures of Annabeth and herself and the both of them together, standing in front of huge skyscrapers and statues and fountains, sneaking a kiss to Annabeth’s cheek and catching that elusive blush on camera (“I am never deleting this, Chase, deal with it”)

They would go for froyo, and Piper would pour entirely too many toppings into her cup, and Annabeth would get too much butter on her popcorn at the movies, and they’d find their happy medium when they share a ketchup-mustard-relish-smothered tofu hot dog at the pier

And they’d crash a strangers’ volleyball game on the beach and dominate, and they’d rub each other down in sunscreen except Piper would draw little patterns on Annabeth’s back that look awesome when sunburned, and after they shower and cuddle up in bed and try to watch a terrible movie and end up falling asleep, tangled up together, Annabeth wakes up and looks at her side and says, "Piper, is that a penis

(It most certainly is)

And they rent rollerblades from this sketchy place on the corner and skate through traffic and go to music stores and giggle in the library and of course they get ambushed by monsters because they’re heroes, but it’s not a big deal because they’re heroes, and they get the job done just in time to return their skates and catch their favorite performer in the park, and Annabeth pulls a blanket from her bag and they lie down together and listen to the music and pick out shapes in the clouds, and Piper kisses the back of Annabeth’s neck as she braids her hair, and they breathe together and hum to the song they know too well, and watch the sky as it moves through its rainbow into night