Me: *makes a sound like my soul is escaping as I read a fanfic*
Me: I’m practicing to be a dementor.
Mom: *is even more disturbed*
Me: Let me feed off your happiness. *waggles eyebrows*
Mom: *walks off, but does a double take*
Me: *waggles eyebrows, then makes a ‘dementor’ sound effect*
Mom: Jesus christ, and I thought you were done with this Hogwarts shit.
Me: Dobby is never done with the Wizarding world of Master Potter!
Enjoy The View.