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April Fools, Inc.

this is a welcome home gift for my incredible beautiful amazing awesome daughter @gabriels-horn-of-truth - and what better to celebrate her return with than ridiculous mushy sabriel amirite or amirite)))

(of course there’s angst too. have u met me)

ao3


Sam’s phone begins to ring somewhere after 7 pm and he freezes in place, not sure if he’s hearing things. It’s one of his older phones, one he hasn’t used for a long time. He listens to its cheerful outdated ringtone while he rummages through the nightstand drawer. The phone sits at the very back, wedged between an old notebook and another old phone. He pulls it out, hesitates for a split second, and presses the green button.

“Hello?”

“May I speak to Sam Winchester, please?”

“Who’s – um – who’s asking?”

“This is Molly from April Fools, Inc., and I’m calling to confirm your standing order for tomorrow. You have the Deluxe Package, so there’s quite a few options available for you. Can you spare a few minutes of your time and answer a couple of questions now so that we can narrow it down and set you up with the best solution possible?”

“Uh,” Sam says. His head is spinning, and he isn’t sure why. It’s probably just a mistake. Wrong number. Wrong Sam Winchester. “This must be a mistake. I didn’t order anything from you.”

“Hold on a moment, please.”

Sam hears a click and the first few bars of some standard elevator music worm into his ear. It’s a bit too loud, so he winces and moves the phone away.

“Mr. Winchester?”

“Yes?”

“I apologize for the inconvenience, it appears that the order was placed in your name by a Mr. Tuesday. It was paid for in advance, so all we have to do now is get those specifications for your order – if you choose to accept it, that is.”

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To Juno: Hera?
  • Juno: No. Never.
  • Hera: What is it with you Romans.
  • Hera: so stone cold.
  • Hera: And that's coming from me.
  • Juno: I refuse to talk to rats.
  • Hades: OOOOHHH!
  • Hades: SHE GOT YOU GOOD HERA.
  • Hades: GET WRECKED! GET WRECKED!!!!!
  • Hades: OMG!
  • Hades: I HAVE TO WRITE THIS DOWN.
  • Hera: YOU AWFUL BANANA SLUG HADES.
  • Hera: I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU THIS EXCITED SINCE DEMETER BOUGHT YOU THAT DELUXE SILVER MYTHOMAGIC GIFT SET.
  • Hades: OH MY GODS
  • Hades: WHY DO YOU NEED TO BRING THIS UP.
  • Hades: EVERYTIME.
  • Juno: Greeks are so lame.
  • Juno: Gods playing mythomagic.
  • Juno: I'm leaving.
  • Hades: What a sad little soul.
  • Jupiter: I have the deluxe gold mythomagic gift set.
  • Hades: Omg
  • Hades: My new brother.
Bleach 666

Bullet Points:

  • Kisuke looks so fine seriously
  • I feel like these are sketchy translations though?
  • Of course there’s some kind of twist
  • Nel????
  • Oh…Gerard again. JK his dialogue is some of the funniest
  • HITSUGAYA MADE A JOKE???
  • Please tell me Momo got to hear that
  • …Kenpachi? Oh…

When last we left our crew, Grimmjow had just ripped Askin’s heart plumb out of his chest. Apparently this is proving to be the fatal injury it should be, but not before we get more Askin shenanigans. We find out how Grimmjow got there.

As expected. 

I love this. This is the magic that is Kisuke Urahara. He plans and plans and plans and is never caught unawares.

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quiescentgale  asked:

Wasn't sure what Ventus can offer Noctis, but from what he'd know. "Here," smiling happily and offered a neatly wrapped gift, a deluxe fishing set fit for a king. "Happy birthday, Noctis! May it be one of the best day for you."

      “Woah…! How on Eos…?!” He wasn’t expecting such a gift! This was… this was… too much?? How many months of hunting bounties were spent on that set?? “H-how much did it- no wait, I don’t wanna know. Ven, you’re really the best and I’m very grateful, b-but you can’t just spend all your money like this!”

Still. This was the perfect gift and he felt a silly smile curve his lips. He didn’t even know what to say. So instead, he held the adorable blond in his arms and offered him a soft kiss, amidst messy blond spikes.

      “Guess it’s fishing day then, heh? Just you and me? Gonna get the best fishes for you - and before you ask, no, no octopi.”

Better pictures of the Elena of Avalor deluxe 12" doll gift set set coming soon to the Disney store. The whole crew is here!!!

Elena comes with her adventure dress, her coronation dress and the outfit (shirt, pants) she is wearing in upcoming episodes…
Isabel also has her blue dress and coronation pink dress. 13 pieces in total! Can’t wait to get this 💃🏻😍


Picture credit to mominloveforever.com and newmommybliss.com

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Like Arthur Rackham, Kay Nielsen was an illustrator whose works were very popular in the early 20th century, during what’s called the “golden age” of children’s illustration.  His work was often featured in deluxe gift editions filled with numerous, large, full-color illustrations, like this 1923 edition of The Twelve Dancing Princesses and Other Fairy Tales by Arthur Quiller-Couch.  

BADLANDS GIFTING

I checked my bank balance and I have way more than I thought and so I’m going to do my good deed

I’m going to pick THREE people to gift Badlands to

-Reblog this

-Follow me (I’ll check before I send you your message)

INCREASE YOUR CHANCES

-you can send me an ask and talk to me


I’M PICKING ON JUNE 3RD YOU’LL GET A MESSAGE IN YOUR ASK BOX


I’M GIFTING 1 DELUXE AND 2 REGULAR