delusional me is being delusional

so i was rewatching one of chanyeol and kai’s old interviews when i noticed this

let’s see here….who among exo is most likely to help massage his waist in the shower most of the time????????????? 🔍🔍🔍🔍🔍

🔎🔎🔎🔎 hmmmmm…………

🔬🔬🔬 interesting…..


🔭🔭🔭 interesting…….

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Jun was worried for Mingyu.

ok hold the fuck up how does chenle know we are the future by h.o.t???????? he wasn’t even alive when this song was released……….. special stage preparations maybe?????? exo did it back in 2013 for gda….. and shinee in 2009. DUDES. i smell a special stage for some award show unless lele is into oldschool kpop bye

Wait… Some people seriously believe Ochako and Katsuki actually hate each other? What? WHAT??? Are we actually reading the same manga? Did they smoke something which gave them hallucinations while reading this??? I just don’t get it??? Can someone please explain to how they managed to become so delusional that they even believe their bullshit is actually true???

after not watching any feeds and passively watching the episodes this week i’ve come to the hesitant conclusion that this eviction might save this season tbh….. i can’t wait to see some fire lit under these HGs and elena to actually play the game and become the only legend from bb19.

Kook admitted that he’s pretty stubborn by nature,right?

What if Kook wants to tell the world that Jikook are together but the staff tell him otherwise so he gets kinda rebellious and starts making physical contacts with Jimin, initiating all the PDAs and bighit is just so fckn done they let the members do the job of separating them.

Of course Jimin is so oblivious to the whole situation at first cause he tends to zone out all the time but he kinda figures out something is wrong by the look Hoseok throws at him every time him and Kook are together and he’s like,

“Jungkookie I know you love me but can you tone it down a notch?”

Before Kook gets offended Jimin wraps his arms around his waist and says “ I mean we have all the nights to ourselves”.

Kook gives up and they pinky promise to spend every night together because they can’t handle being so far apart from each other during events.

Sometimes they can’t help themselves but be in close proximity during the day but other times they don’t really mind cause they have the night to themselves.

AU where people tag their ship hate properly in the anti-ship tag not the ship tag
AU where people respect the actors and avoid asking or making the actors to do things that would make them uncomfortable
AU where people stop thinking they know the character better than the actor who has been playing the character for 10 years
AU where people stop taking one line out of context and then overreact

AU where this is not too much to ask