So Delta flight 302 flew in to San Juan, picked up passengers, and threaded one arm of Irma on the way out. The pilot basically said “hold my beer” and took on a hurricane.

I am not entirely convinced that Poe Dameron was not flying this plane, to be honest.

You can read the Twitter thread here.

Can I get on the plane now please?

NO ITS DELAYED 9 HOURS

Okay

Any updates?

YEAH WE TOOK OFF WHILE YOU WERE IN THE BATHROOM. BECAUSE WE HATE YOU. NOW TAKE THIS MEAL VOUCHER THAT DOESNT WORK- GO- FETCH!

Okay

Can I have a sandwich please?

NO

Okay

YOURE A LITTLE FAT GIRL ARENT YOU?

Noo

SAY IT

I’m a little fat girl

Can I please go home on an airplane?

NO, IN FACT, WERE GONNA FRAME YOU FOR MURDER, AND YOURE GONNA GO TO JAIL FOR 30 YEARS

Why are you doing this?

🎶BECAUSE WERE DELTA AIRLINES, AND LIFE IS A FUCKING NIGHTMARE🎶


Lets see if southwest has any flights

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Ocean entry and lava delta formation, Hawaii

Delta (Bucky Barnes x Reader) Pt. 7  A/B/O

A/N: ALRIGHTY YALL! This one gets a lil wild!  😭 But it was super fun to write! I hope you guys like it! ENJOY! - Delilah ❤️ By the way, I added in a hidden Marvel character, let’s see if you guys can find them! (;

Warnings: Angst. Swearing. Sex. Violence. NSFW.

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Here is the teaser for the upcoming animation

DELTA VS CROSS

it will take place in Horrortale

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You may not have wanted me father, but you defined me. You chose to survive no matter the cost, and I will not let your instincts go to waste. The Rapture dream is over, and in waking, I am reborn. You’ll always be with me father, your memories, your drives, when I need you, you’ll be there, whispering over my shoulder. There is no name for what I am, but the world is about to change. And with your help, they’ll never see me coming.”

Art by Br-Artemius

Delta (Bucky Barnes x Reader) Pt. 9  A/B/O ❤️

A/N: Okay this ones gonna be emo to the extremo *bursts into tears* But its a good emo nonetheless! I hope you guys like it! ENJOY! - Delilah ❤️

Warnings: Angsty as heck. Swearing. 

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