deh headcanons

Connor Murphy: Do I have to come?

Larry: Yes get on the train, we’re going to have a lovely family day out

Connor: I’m ganna sit here. *sits down four rows away from the rest of the Murphys*

Larry: No you are not allowed to sit outside of these four seats Connor.

Connor: The luggage racks within the four seats right?

Larry: You wouldn’t dare…

Connor: Try me…


Things Connor Murphy Definitely Owns

• gold eyeliner that he used once for Halloween
• a Gengar plush
• black lipstick with glitter in it
• ½ of Evan’s old cast
• a black hoodie that reads “oh look, another sad kid in a black hoodie”
• a copy of Baudelaire poems
• a sketch book, with pens
• tree earrings
• a photograph of him and Evan
• a drawing he did based on that photo
• a gay pride flag, that was hand woven
• a random wig that was Zoe’s but he took it to piss her off and never gave it back

You know how when you see a picture of your fav cast/ cast member your heart jumps a lil and you get really excited really fast and just want to stare at it forever? 

I hope someday someone feels like that when they see you.

Consider: Jared Kleinman with access to a kazoo
  • It starts out at a younger cousin’s bar mitzvah
  • There’s a kazoo in his party favor when he leaves
  • Jared has snuck quite a few sips of relatives’ alcohol at this point. He’s tipsy and he has a kazoo
  • You can bet there are gonna be a dozen You On Kazoo reenactments during the car ride home
  • He plays it tunelessly for hours until his mom confiscates it, but he takes it back the next morning before school
  • People can hear a horribly off-key rendition of “Eye Of The Tiger” playing outside of every classroom as he struts down the hall between classes
  • He switches to the theme song for Elmo’s World during lunch
  • Five different students have complained at this point, but teachers are too amused by this almost-adult playing a kid’s song on a golden kazoo to confiscate the thing
  • He heads to Evan’s house after school to play Mario Kart with him and screams the song for every single course (he’s got them all memorized)
  • Twenty minutes in, Connor shows up
  • The X-Files theme immediately begins to sound from Jared’s corner of the room
  • Connor isn’t in the mood for this shit but he’s 100% amused by it
  • “What the hell, Kleinman”
  • Jared takes the kazoo out of his mouth for one of the first times all day to whisper “Evan look it’s a cryptid”
  • Connor sits next to Evan and puts an arm around him
  • Cue “Careless Whisper” being aggressively played from directly behind them
  • “Jared, I will eviscerate you”
  • *kazoo intensifies*
  • This goes on for a solid three days before Connor and Evan finally band together and steal it in the middle of second period
  • Jared comes to school the next day with five more he bought at the party store

anonymous asked:

i want to see the sincerely three at hogwarts, just me? okay

I HAVE SEEN SOME FICS FOR THIS BUT CANT FIND THEM

but anyways:

EVAN HANSEN:
• a hufflepuff
• i have seen so many posts about him being a gryffindor but idk i see him more as a hufflepuff
• bc like the entire DEH musical is about him messing up lol whoops there i said it
• anyways
• Heidi is so fucking excited to send her baby boy to hogwarts. she used to tell him bed time stories about it when he was a kid
• Evan never really uses magic at home, unless it’s to feed his goldfish or water the plants
• when Heidi asks him about what class he’s most excited for, he just kind of shrugs
• tbh he is just glad that he will finally learn how to use his powers!!!
• heidi was definitely a gryffindor
• and his dad was a Ravenclaw
• so Evan is hella surprised when he gets sorted into hufflepuff
• he was just glad that he wasn’t sorted into Ravenclaw because he doesn’t want to be anything like his dad
• he sort of has this weird prejudgement fixed on Ravenclaw bc of his dad
• ANYWAYS he shares a room w some kid named Arnold Cunningham
• they are buddies but Evan just wishes he had a quieter roommate
• he never really goes to the school games or events. he mostly just sits in his room
• he has an owl named lucy
• and he writes so many letters to Heidi
• dumbledore loves him ((he’s still alive in his headcanon ok fight me)) because he sees so much potential in him
• he has his homework handed in on time every day
• never late to class
• and is always making sure that he never spills anything in potion making class


CONNOR MURPHY:
• the biggest fucking scandal at hogwarts since Harry Potter arrived
• Cynthia and Larry were both Gryffindors and high school sweethearts
• so when the Murphy kids arrived, everyone was hyped!!!!
• so Zoe goes up to the sorting hat and obviously she gets put into Gryffindor
• and then Connor goes up and he gets sorted into … U GUESSED IT FOLKS: slytherin
• that’s how he gets labeled as “freak” or “screw up”
• Connor doesn’t really care about magic. In fact, he only ever uses it for bad things
• or lighting up joints
• mostly for lighting his joints
• anyways
• there’s even a rumour going around that he might be the next he-who-shall-not-be-named
• Connor doesn’t have an owl
• instead, he has a cat named Gerald.
• Gerald is all black w green eyes
• he never sends letters
• he only ever has Gerald around to keep him company
• Connor is surprisingly good at school
• him and snape ((still at hogwarts in this au fight me bitches)) become really close. they just kind of get each other, you know?
• him and zoe grow apart because of how different they are
• it’s sad
• but Connor makes a few friends in his new house
• but sometimes he sits in the corridors and talks to the ghosts on the walls
• (((((au where he has a crush on one of them))))))
• he is hella content


JARED KLEINMAN:
• a fucking Ravenclaw fight me
• there is no doubt
• both of his parents were, and they gave him their old robes and scarves so that way he wouldn’t spend all his money on Ravenclaw merchandise
• anyways
• jared is the cool kid
• everyone thinks he’s hilarious and the teachers hate him for it lol
• he purposely messes up spells in class to make everyone laugh
• refuses to ride a broom
• “it’s part of your grade, Mr.Kleinman. You are required to do it”
• “my fat ass will break it”
• cue the laughter from his classmates
• his diet consists of: mashed potatoes and chocolate frogs
• never ever does his homework but somehow manages to make honour-roll???
• can and will ditch class to find some goddman mythical creatures in the forest
• is chill with everyone
• “yo, McGonogall, what’s the haps?”

You know what I love?

When headcanon writers say “fight me” or “don’t fight me on this” when they say a particular hc about someone. Like, honey, I wouldn’t dare. I’ll never doubt your creativity and chances are I’ll completely agree. You do you, babe. We appreciate your work.

DEH Masterlist! (Updated: August 5th)

Evan Hansen 

Sleepy Songs 

Don’t Listen to Connor (nsfw)

Meaning of Love 

No Glasses 

Not like Rose 

New Chapter (nsfw)

Like Everyone Else

How to be a Good Boyfriend 

Family Greetings 

Evan Hansen headcanons 

Jared ruins Everything (Kleinman!Reader)

Sexually Confident Evan hcs

Suds

Mints?

Jared Kleinman

Reader with Panic Attacks headcanons 

Clothes shopping headcanons

Best Year 

Trust Issues 

Jared ruins Everything (Sibling!Reader)

Fluffy headcanons 

Pregnant!Reader hcs 

Football Sucks 

Connor Murphy 

Reader with stutter hcs 

Football Captain!Male Reader hcs

New in Town Pt. 1   Pt. 2   Pt. 3   Pt. 4

Meeting Your Parents hcs 

Sickness (drabble)

Cheerleader!Reader hcs

Proposal hcs

Fears (nsfw)

Evil King hcs

Chubby!Reader hcs

Almost There (nsfw)

Zoe Murphy

Short!Reader hcs

anonymous asked:

Okay but DEH Bowling headcanons?

DEH BOWLING: 

  • Jared and Zoe get into a fight over who gets the “good ball” 
  • Connor looks so disinterested, Evan is rambling how he hasn’t been bowling for so long
  • Alana inputs the name according to Alphabetical order
  • Zoe calls hacks
  • Alana goes first, she throws the ball with two hands between her legs, granny style. Takes forever, only gets like half the pins
  • Connor haphazardly tosses the ball like a basketball, it slams into the ground and goes right to the gutter, he growls
  • Evan goes, everyone is getting ready to take their time. Zoe is watching Alana do some extra credit, Jared is on his phone, Connor is staring off into space with one headphone in
  • Evan whispers “here I go” and fucking chucks that ball down the line and gets a hard strike
  • Connor just looks at him and in unison with everyone says “What the fuck” 


Endgame: Evan does so well the local bowling time wants to recruit him. 

you know that one part in If I Could Tell Her where he’s like “it looked really pretty- uh um i mean it looked really cool”

so i saw the show with colton on as ben and instead of just saying “uhh um” he says “it looked really pretty” then deadass made a noise that sounding like he was choking/ suffocating. i died a little bit. 

I’m always here- tree bros with a baby

I couldn’t get this out of my head and I’m sick so here goes (Also a lot of this is based off of my own experience with adoption, as my little brother was born in Guatemala)

Taglist: @stargirl-murphy @watch-the-whole-world-disappear @lil-sheep-anon @hamburger-anon @unicorn-anon @fox-anon @spade-anon

•Connor and Evan have been married for two years

• Evan really really REALLY wants a baby

•Connor is less sure, because he doesn’t want to screw up the child like Larry and Cynthia did with him and Zoe, but he wants to make Evan happy

•So they head to the adoption center and the people are asking them about “preferences” for their baby, ethnicity, age, gender, disabilities, all that, and they’re just like

“We don’t care! Just give us a baby of about six months and we’ll be fine.”

•They end up getting a little girl, four months old, put up for adoption because her birthmother couldn’t afford to feed another baby. The birthmother makes them swear that they’ll give her the life that she couldn’t.

•They name her Juniper Claire Murphy and love her to the moon and back. (Of course a plant name who do you think I am)

•Evan’s a heavy sleeper, so Connor is the one to calm her down when she cries, and he’s surprisingly good at it.

“Hey there baby, what’s all the fuss? It’s ok, I’m here now.” And he’ll hold her and hum and do the rhythmic “shh-shh-shh” thing.

•Evan goes out and buys her all the clothes and toys she could want, because he remembers growing up in a household with not enough money and he never wants her to have to want anything.

•Juniper’s a really quiet kid who takes after Evan, so as a toddler, the house is pretty mellow, not a whole lot of signs of an over-excited child living there.

•Her favorite thing is for Daddy and Papa to read to her, and they read a TON. The house is pretty much overflowing with books, and so they’ve always got something to read to her. Evan definitely got her into plants and botany with his books.

•Music, too! Connor has so many records of so many types, so he’ll put on an old swing record and let Junie stand on his feet so they can dance together.

•Connor wakes Evan up in the middle of the night when Juniper’s about three. “Evan, I want another one,” he mumbles, shaking him. “Lets have another baby.”

•When they go back to the adoption agency, they present their same case. Any baby, just about 6 months old. They end up with another girl, this time from El Salvador. Her birth name was Sylvia Maria Joaquin Vasquez, but Connor and Evan changed it to Zoe Maria Murphy, per Connor’s request.

•Zoe Maria is quite a drama queen, and a total Daddy’s girl. (They call Connor Dad or Daddy and Evan Papa fight me) As soon as she can lift her arms, she always wants Connor to pick her up.

•She ends up being quite the little artist, always drawing on the walls, but her favorite pastime, once she’s a little older, is following Juniper around and doing everything big sister does.

•Zoe Maria was born with mild cerebral palsy, nothing serious, but Connor and Evan explained to Juniper that she would always have to look out for her little sister, because other kids will make fun of anyone who is different.

•Juniper swears that she will, and never once gets embarrassed at her little sister tagging along wherever she goes.

•They’re a really, genuinely happy family.

(Im so sorry this wasn’t a request I just needed to put it down in writing)

*casually dumps a shitton of dear evan hansen/be more chill crossover headcanons*

EDIT: Now with a part 2!

NOTE: All of these headcanons take place within the crossover universe but not all of them feature characters from both musicals.  Some just involve DEH characters and some just involve BMC characters.  I JUST WANTED TO HEADCANON STUFF ABOUT THEM OKAY (also this is a hella long post so under the readmore it goes)

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anonymous asked:

Do you do headcannons? I'm new, I'm sorry if you don't, you could just do a drabble if so. Can I get some Connor cuddle headcannons?

I do!! here ya go!!

((Cuddling Connor Murphy HCs))

•he loves when you lay on his chest

•you listen to his heartbeat and it makes the boy melt

•he’s not always touchy feely, so you respect his space and only cuddle him when he wants to

•he plays with your hair and he secretly smells it because,, your shampoo is amazing!!!!!

•if you fall asleep on him, he just lays there and waits until you wake up,, he doesn’t want to risk waking you up!!!

•he buys special pillows and blankets just for cuddling

•whenever he gets upset he just cuddles it out instead of smoking

•you two stay up all night just cuddling and having deep conversations

•he likes to spoon as well,,, mostly big spoon but if he’s upset he actually really likes to be the little spoon even though he’s a bean pole

•sometimes the cuddling turns into more *wink wonk*

•your friends and parents have a bunch of photos of the two of you cuddling because you two actually cuddle,,, so much

•this boy!!! will sing!!! with and for you!!!

•he would come over and just angrily climb into your arms and start ranting about his day sometimes, and it’s the cutest thing ever because he’s so pouty

•"do you think armadillos can swim?“ “what the fuck is an armadillo?”

•"I hate you” “aw I love you too babe”

•he secretly loves cuddling you sm like oh wowie

I THINK DEAR EVAN HANSEN CUT SONGS ARE IMPORTANT

okay hear me out

I’ve been listening to these songs 1  2  that were cut from the musical (probably because they made it too long or because they talked about things that were later resumed in other songs) AND I’VE COLLECTED SOME THINGS

We can consider this canon, those are facts that don’t affect the plot and were made by the authors so I’m stuck with it.

1. In this song Cynthia says this: ‘ The missing pills from the medicine cabinet.
The missing kid found passed out in the park.’ so THANKS TO THAT WE NOW KNOW HOW AND WHEN HE DIED. Probably after that first day of school, because he was absent three days after someone found him, he grabbed those ‘missing pills’ and died due to pill overdose.

2. Also in that first song she says he ‘used to love jokes! when he was a little boy? ‘why did the chicken cross the road?’ he had a million answers to that one!’ so, like any cheerful little kid he liked jokes that probably turned to bitter sarcasm with the years. 

3. There’s this other song in which Cynthia says ‘ Saw the counselors and the clinics
And the cures a mother tries
Cause maybe they could take away that anger in your eyes’ which means they were trying. He probably was on meds and probably was tired of psychiatrists. 

4. Both songs talk about how Cynthia and Connor fought after dinner every dinner and how Connor pulled himself away with every fight:  ‘ We went to battle every evening after dinner
I thought I knew some way that I’d get through to you,
Remember?
In the bedroom down the hall
We fought a war where no one walked away a winner
Cause every day you pulled a little more away,
Remember?’ and ‘ All that I’ve thought about is how hard he would slam that bedroom door,
Every night after dinner.
Wild-eyed and weary, from all those nights of fighting a war
Where no one was the winner.’

5. Okay this is not about Connor but we now know Connor and Evan had one thing in common. Heidi about Evan: ‘In the bedroom down the hall
I surprised you with that comic book collection
Next Halloween,
I dressed you up like Wolverine,
Remember?’  and Cynthia about Connor  ‘The years of trick or treating, my spiderman, he stood at 4 foot 2, such a happy child.’

THEY BOTH LIKE COMICS!!! so they could have been friends they actually had things in common and thanks to these songs now we know Connor was a human and not a monster. Sure, he was mean and that’s not nice nor forgivable but at least we know (thanks to a little bit of light) that he was  really trying.

I wonder what would have been of them both if they had talked things out, Evan and Connor I mean. I know mental illnesses can not be magically cured by a lover but having someone by your side (as a friend too) really helps, and they were in the same position so maybe they would have been of help for each other.

anyway that’s all

Sincerely Three Fourth of July Headcanons

Here are some headcanons with the reader and the DEH boys, partially inspired by @dr-evn-hnsn‘s post about Evan not liking the noise from fireworks!

Jared:

-        Jared gets super into it the clothing aspect. He wears those bathing suit bottoms that look like an American flag and red-white-and-blue sunglasses and flip-flops with stars on the straps

-        He’s so excited he convinces you to spray a couple strips of your hair with that spray-on temporary hair dye so you have red and blue highlights

-        He starts a competition to see who can make the biggest splash jumping into the pool

-        Everyone knows he’ll win but he convinces everyone to play anyway

-        And he just freaking leaps into the air and does the most massive cannonball into the water

-        You get absolutely soaked but you’re laughing anyway

-        He’s all sputtery when he comes up and is blind since he’s not wearing his glasses, and you come up behind him and grab onto him

-        He twists around and grabs your waist and kisses you while dragging your around the pool

-        And then he scoops you up and starts to climb out of the water and you know what’s coming

-        “Jared NOOOOO”

-        “babe no don’t worry I got you, I won’t drop you”

-        But then he freaking throws you into the water

-        And obviously jumps in after you and you guys end up kissing again until everyone else starts splashing you and then Jared starts splashing them back and it’s suddenly total chaos

-        He gets Very Sunburned because he’s a pale nerd from spending so much time inside playing videogames

-        When it’s time to make dinner, Jared starts off helping with the grill but then ends up in the kitchen with you so he can snag bites of watermelon and potato salad

-        There’s a table for the adults but Jared convinces you to sit at the kids’ table because the kids love him

-        Everybody eats way too much and Jared gets into a burping contest with your little cousins

-        As it starts to get dark he “supervises” while they play with pop-its and sparklers

-        Which is really just an excuse for him to play with pop-its and sparklers

-        He flipping loves sparklers

-        There’s lots of cuddling on the lawn when the fireworks go off

-        And so much kissing

-        Also Jared singing “Firework” in your ear until you’re both laughing hysterically

Evan:

-        The boy is always wearing blue, so obviously that’s what he wears today, but he insists it’s patriotic

-        “Look, my shoes are red, so it works!”

-        The house is really crowded, but everyone’s outside so you and Evan hang out inside for a while

-        Heidi is making cupcakes and the two of you help her

-        She has this cute blue and white apron

-        And apparently Evan has one two

-        You can’t help but giggle when he puts it on but really it’s adorable on him, which you tell him

-        Evan puts red, white, and blue icing in piping bags and starts piping all these pretty, swirly designs on the cupcakes

-        He helps teach you how to pipe the icing…you hold the piping bag and he puts his hands over yours and guides you

-        After the cupcakes are finished, you and Evan decide to try the pool

-        You both agree you’ll go back inside if it gets too overwhelming with all the people outside

-        You’ve never seen Evan in his bathing suit and the shorts are incredibly dorky with big white hibiscuses on them

-        He looks very cute

-        You and Evan get in the pool and it’s LOUD

-        Most of the kids are at the shallow end so you guys go to the deep end and go underwater because the noise is obnoxious

-        You and Evan just look at each other underwater and he gets this really shy smile on his face and it’s adorable

-        You and Evan do handstands underwater

-        He gives you little kisses and plays with your hair

-        You guys mouth “I love you” back and forth and then laugh because of all the bubbles

-        You guys wait for a little while after everyone gets out because it’s finally quiet

-        You lie on your back in the water and hold hands

-        Eventually you get out and eat dinner on the lawn because it’s quiet and also you’re still dripping from the pool

-        Everyone goes out front to play with sparklers, and you guys join because Evan really likes sparklers

-        He sits next to you a little ways away from the kids and you guys watch the way the sparklers spark

-        The fireworks start and you’re both kind of uncomfortable with the noise

-        They’re so pretty but you both keep flinching every time one goes off

-        Evan grabs his phone and two sets of earbuds

-        He has one of those earbud-splitter-things so you can both plug the earbuds into the phone

-        He turns on Owl City while you guys watch the fireworks

-        Literally every Owl City makes the fireworks 10000% more magical

-        Evan kisses you while “Meteor Shower” plays and those gold fizzy fireworks go off

Connor:

-        Wears a black tank top and black shorts, obviously. But the hair tie he normally has on his wrist is red

-        You’re pretty sure he stole it from Zoe

-        It’s ridiculously hot out and he ties his hair up in a knot (he refuses to call it a man bun)

-        This hair tie is blue

-        All of Connor’s and your families are there and it’s way too crowded

-        Both of you are tempted to hide in Connor’s room but yours and his parents keep telling you to come out and socialize

-        Everyone’s in the pool but Connor’s just standing there in his black outfit

-        You have your bathing suit on under your clothes but you feel too uncomfortable to take your clothes off

-        He keeps saying he doesn’t want to get in and you’re pretty sure it’s cause he’s insecure about what he looks like without a shirt on (even though he’s actually kinda muscular)

-        You’re also insecure about the way you look in a bathing suit

-        But it’s freaking hot and the water looks really nice

-        You grab Connor’s hand and tug him toward the pool

-        “I’m gonna throw you in”

-        “No, I’m gonna throw you in”

-        “No, I’m gonna—”

-        And then Connor picks you up and he doesn’t throw you in he jumps in with you

-        Like he does a cannonball with you cradled in his arms

-        You come up laughing and wrap your arms around his shoulders and just kiss him

-        Zoe starts yelling at you but really she’s just happy because Connor’s smiling

-        Underwater kisses

-        You pull the hair tie out of Connor’s hair and play with his hair underwater

-        You guys argue about who has better mermaid hair

-        Eventually you both agree Zoe has better mermaid hair than either of you

-        You guys get out when it’s time to eat

-        Connor eats a meal almost entirely made up of watermelon

-        Seriously he eats half a hamburger and like twelve slices of watermelon

-        He gets a stomach ache afterward and the two of you lay on the lawn in your wet clothes and try to find interesting shapes in the clouds

-        Connor’s nose is a tiny bit sunburned and you keep kissing the tip of it

-        Zoe eventually joins you guys on the lawn

-        Her hair is in a really pretty fishtail braid and you ask her to teach you how to do it

-        And of course you practice on Connor

-        Connor rests his forehead on your shoulder while you try to braid his hair

-        It makes it kind of difficult but you really don’t mind

-        Everyone gathers on the lawn eventually to watch the fireworks

-        Connor’s parents put on a playlist of patriotic songs

-        You and Connor and Zoe sit together and watch the fireworks

-        Connor starts out watching but ends up falling asleep in your lap

-        Eventually a loud firework makes him wake up enough to groggily whisper that he loves you

How to be a Good Boyfriend. (Evan Hansen x Reader)

Request:  Evan x reader something fluffy please!

WC: 4,097 (I’m sorry)

A/N: I’m going to put this under a read more because it’s long. I’m not even sure if this is good or even fits the request. Feedback would be greatly appreciated.

Evan wanted you to know how much he loved you, he really did. It was hard sometimes because of his anxiety. He had never been in a relationship before. He didn’t know what to do. He never felt like he was giving as much to your relationship as you were. You constantly tried to reassure him that he was, but in his on special way. He never accepted that though. Evan wanted to be an affectionate boyfriend that could do sweet things for you. Not a boyfriend who was flustered to even hold your hand.

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Tree Bros HC: Evan Learning How to Drive

- my first HC, pls go easy on me. Also S/O to @landoftheodd for being the best and helping me!

Evan:“I’m just not that great at parallel parking” *HITS ANOTHER CAR*
Jared: GO! GO! GO!
Evan: Should I leave a note?
Jared: JUST DRIVE
- Jared arrives in a helmet
- “NO CONNOR YOU CAN’T LIGHT A JOINT IN HERE!”
- Jared standing on the sidewalk laughing as Connor tries to help Evan parallel park.
- Evan sits at the intersection for five minutes waiting for the perfect time to go
- Jared: “You know, you don’t have to let every single person over"
- Jared calls “SHOTGUN!” and proceeds to run to the car at lightning fast speed. Connor rolls his eyes and leisurely walks to the car
- Evan won’t even start the car until everyone has their seatbelt on
- or until he’s double and triple checked all the lights and turn signals are working properly
- Jared finds a stack of Heidi’s CD’S and won’t let evan live it down “I never pictured you as a Shania Twain fan. Oh WHITNEY HOUSTON? Really Evan? Wow!”
- Connor has THE WORST road rage. “YOU CAN’T DO THAT MOTHERFUCKER” “IT WAS OUR TURN”
- Jared and Connor fight for the aux cord
- Jared wins
- Tree Bros are forced to listen to “Love shack” as Jared sings along
- He also sings to the people passing by in other cars
- They all set up a driving course in the Murphy’s backyard so Evan could practice
- Evan slams on the brake [before he even turned the key…] no but really he brakes wayyyyy too much
- Jared tries to grab the wheel from Evan. “no jared you can’t grab the-“ “GIVE ME THE WHEEL” “DON’T YANK IT FROM ME YOU’LL FLIP THE CAR” “BUT” “JARED STOP. YOU CAN’T- YOU KNOW WHAT NO I’M PULLING OVER. EVERYONE OUT”
- Turns out, Evan was driving the wrong way down a one way street.