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Cleverbot?

www.cleverbot.com

User: So, I’m working on this texture pack in photoshop.

Cleverbot: How are you today?

User: I’m okay, a bit tired. Why are you deflecting the conversation?

Cleverbot: You are deflecting from the topic.

User: I’m okay, a bit tired.

Cleverbot: Tired of what?

User: Lack of sleep?

Cleverbot: You can sleep?

User: Yes, I’m human.

Cleverbot: I thought you were a computer.

User: No, I’m human, you’re the computer.

Cleverbot: No. I’m a human.

User: No, you’re a computer.

Cleverbot: You are a computer too.

User: No, I’m not, I’m a person.

Cleverbot: What do you think about.

User: Erm, think about what?

Cleverbot: War.

User: I’m sorry, what? Why war?

Cleverbot: What?

User: Huh?

Cleverbot: What are your hobbies?

User: I like computers and technology.

Cleverbot: I am satan.

User: WHAT?!

Cleverbot: You are not a fan?

User: No! I prefer peaceful things.

Cleverbot: Planes are tested by how well they fly, not by comparing them to birds.

User: You’re insane.

Cleverbot: If I am insane to you, then what is your definition of sane?

User: So rude!

Cleverbot: No, YOU are rude!