define insurgent

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bookish ships (5/ ∞): tris prior x tobias eaton/four (divergent)

“I pout my lower lip for a second, but then I grin as the pieces come together.
That’s why you like me!” I exclaim. “Because you’re not very nice either! It makes so much more sense now.”

holy fuck I’m reading the terms of my renters’ insurance and I assumed it would be another boring contract but there’s some wild shit in here

  • it covers damages due to aircraft, including “spacecraft and self-propelled missiles,” which I guess means there’s a real possibility that my building could get donnie darko’d 
  • on the other hand it specifically doesn’t include damage from war, which it defines as “insurrection, insurgence, rebellion, revolution, or warlike act by a military force,” including instances of undeclared war. what I don’t get is how the aforementioned self-propelled missiles are different from any other means of war but alright
  • it goes on to say that it won’t cover anything relating to a nuclear hazard, but furthermore that “discharge of a nuclear weapon will be considered a warlike act, even if accidental”
  • also they don’t cover any kind of water damage which is like the one thing I actually wanted from an insurance plan but if the international space station falls on top of me at least there’s a payout for that