This is perfect, because I just finished a month long road trip across the continental United States (I’ve seen it all), so I definitely know what’s it like to drive for hours and hours with people.
So, considering there are seven people, they take a SUV (2 seats in front, 3 in the middle row, and two in the back)
So Hunk gets motion sick, and this applies to cars too, so all Hunk really only has two options:
listen to music
He ends up sleeping a lot, and as a result he misses a lot of the countryside and such. The rest of the Paladins are nice though, and they wake him up for anything they find interesting.
(At one point they are going through some very bumpy roads, and since Hunk was asleep he kept bouncing up and down, ‘cause he couldn’t control it…Lance took a video)
Pidge sits in the WAY back, and uses the time to build new gadgets and when they pull the car behind a tour bus they’ll piggyback off of the bus’ wifi.
Lance is the kind of guy who will want to stop everywhere he can just to get pictures ‘it’s the journey, not the destination’
Keith is the exact opposite, he just wants to get where they are going, and why is Lance making so many unnecessary stops?
Shiro is the main driver, and when he drives Allura is in the passenger seat, Hunk in the middle left window seat, Keith in the middle and Lance on the right middle window seat. (Coran and Pidge share the back).
Shiro is the only one who can keep the peace. Basically the entire car is a constant ticking time bomb that follows a simple cycle.
First, Keith and Lance start arguing about who should be sitting in the window seat, and then Hunk complains about his headache. Pidge then tells everyone to shut it so they can concentrate, and Coran mumbles about how he’s never seen such a disrespectful group of paladins.
Then Pidge, Lance, and Keith all team up on Coran and tell him “Of course we are fighting, it’s perfectly normal.”
Now it’s time for Allura to get involved, and she’ll comment something like “Perfectly normal for savages” and that sets off everyone again.
Meanwhile, Shiro is trying to concentrate on the godamn road and he has a semi-truck pulling up on his right side and why won’t these idiots shut up and finally Shiro yells “QUIET!”
Everyone immediately quiets down and Shiro gets another hour of silence before the whole cycle starts ups all over again.
I noticed first now that the text disappeared into the pic here and there so the dialogue is here:
Shiro: Well hello there shepherd Keith: Shiro i need your help Keith: I’m hunting a black Mercedes on the way east towards Halawa Valley Shiro: I found your black Mercedes sending you the pictures now Keith: Thank you, thank you, thank you. When you get back home, I’ll invite you to beer Shiro: Oh you’re not getting away that easy Hunk: I can’t believe it, you got him to use the satellite and you made a date? Keith: I’m a multitasker