defend hamilton

Princess Allura: Lance! I am intrigued by this form of musical poetry you humans refer to as ‘rapping’. Hunk implied I should come to you for a proper demonstration.

Lance (grinning):

Oh, sure, Princess! ahem…

‘How does a bastard, orphan,

son of a Galra and a Texan,

dropped in the middle of a forgotten spot in the desert sun by providence impoverished,

In squalor, grow up to be a Paladin of honor? …’

2

Boy you got me helpless
Look into your eyes, and the sky’s the limit, I’m helpless
Down for the count, and I’m drownin’ in ‘em!

Please forgive me for what I’ve done to your masterpiece LMM, I just really wanted to draw a loyal as hell blue kid from a big family who always feels second best swooning over over a hotheaded, reckless orphan soldier with beautiful eyes

….but I went with Lance and Keith instead of Eliza and Alexander

Being live 18:34
  • Me writing while eating an almond: Blood drips and stains the white floor...
  • Me still writing but eating a cantaloupe: The sword leaves the flesh, the sound it makes impregnating itself on his memory and then -
  • Me chocking on my contaloupe: ah fuck there goes my inspiration.
  • Pidge: I'm leaving Voltron.
  • *Sendak & company show up*
  • Allura: We are outgunned!
  • Lance: What!
  • Allura: Outmanned!
  • Hunk: What!
  • Allura, to Pidge: Outnumbered, ouplanned! We gotta make an all-out stand. You know I'm gonna need a right hand man...
  • Pidge:
  • Allura:
  • Pidge:
  • Keith: *actually the right hand man*
  • Shiro:
  • Allura:
  • Pidge: First of all
OUR TOP TEN FRESHEST MULLETS OF ALL TIME

Because a definitive mullet ranking was something the world needed, obviously.

(created in collaboration with @supremepsychogoddess )

1. Billy Ray Cyrus

The curator of the mullet. There will never be another. This mullet is first in our achy breaky hearts.

2. Alexander Hamilton

Founding mullet father Alexander Hamilton knew the meaning of “business in the front, party in the back” long before its time.

3. Blake Shelton

Before he was crooning country ballads and judging up-and-coming singers on the Voice, he was up-and-coming in the mullet world.

4. Keith Kogane (Voltron: Defender of the Universe)

We know Legendary Defender Keith has a mullet of his own (as Lance reminds us nearly every episode), but the true mullet icon was his 80s predecessor.

5. The White Guy in Your English Comp Class

We don’t know him. But we can guarantee that mullet is solid. Even if there’s a MAGA hat on top of it.

6. Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris once encountered a wild mullet, and he scared it into sticking to his head. Or something like that. We’ve heard a couple stories going around.

7. David Bowie

We weren’t so sure about putting Bowie on this list, because he’s a celestial being that transcends space and time, but we’ve gotta admit if anyone could make a mullet look classy, it was Bowie.

8. Ben Franklin

Another iconic mullet in history, but not quite up to A-Ham’s level. Regardless, it’s a valiant effort.

9. Ellen DeGeneres

A female mullet pioneer. We salute you, Ellen, for your time of bravery.

10. Mario Lopez

Mario Lopez was his cutest in his mullet era. Don’t try to argue.