deez are old~

Why I Would Die In Any Spy/Superhero/Action Movie
  • Me: *bruised, bleeding, handcuffed to a chair, surrounded by the archenemy and their henchmen.
  • My Archenemy: TELL US THE PASSWORD.
  • Me: Never!
  • My Archenemy: We will torture it out of you. We will kill you if you don't tell us. Slowly. Painfully.
  • Me: Okay, okay. I'll tell you.
  • Me: *takes slow dramatic breath*
  • Me: D-E-E-Z-N-U-T-S
  • My Archenemy: the password is... deez nuts?
  • Me: HA HA GOT EM
  • Me: *gets shot in the head*
BANDS / ARTISTS YOU NEED TO HEAR

Alt-J

Architects

Arctic Monkeys (Old) & (New)

AWOLNATION

Axewound

Bastille

Ben Howard

Blue Rose Code

Bring Me The Horizon (Old) & (Recent)

Cage The Elephant

Chelsea Grin

Cold War Kids

Darwin Deez

DON BROCO

Enter Shikari (Old) (Mid) & (New)

Everything Everything

Franz Ferdinand

Goldfish

Gorillaz (Old) & (New)

Greeley Estates

Green Day

Hot Chip

I Fight Dragons

IWrestledABearOnce

Kill Paris

Kodaline

The Lost Levels

Matt Corby

Muse

Nirvana

One Morning Left

Paramore

Passenger

Pegasus Bridge

Pendulum

Pulled Apart By Horses

Refused

Rolo Tomassi

Royal Republic

Sum 41

System Of A Down

Tally Hall

The Aesthetic Junkies

The Cranberries

The Devil Wears Prada

The Dillinger Escape Plan

The Human Abstract

The Stranglers

Tom Odell

Twenty One Pilots

Two Door Cinema Club

The Used

Vampire Weekend

Vance Joy

The Wombats

Young Guns

Young The Giant

Update 1

Purity Ring

Reserves

Kevin Devine

The Blue Van

Bronze Radio Return

The Fall of Troy

I See Stars

Update 2

RX Bandits

Chet Faker

Koan Sound

Bibio

The Neighbourhood

XXYYXX

Jai Paul

SBTRKT

Ta-Ku

Flume

Mount Kimbie


Update 3

Girugamesh

George Ezra

Dingus Khan

SOHN

Little Dragon

Crystal Fighters

Send me bands to add to the list! xx

13 year old on tumblr: im voting for deez nutz.
24 year old on tumblr: oh my god no, please don’t waste your vote. it’s detrimental that you vote otherwise the baby boomers will kill me personally

Living in the U.S. is wild.

First we have Donald Trump, who discriminates again pretty much anyone who’s not an old white man, running for president.

Then we have Deez Nuts a 15 year old boy who’s also running and getting a decent amount of votes.

And just when you think maybe the U.S. will settle after this election, we have Kanye West, self proclaimed god, who’s running in 2020.

This is like living in a dystopia fanfiction.