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That one time @karbonight gave an idea. (Actually was yesterday.) #music #ableton #deepaf

  • People:Just think, what would Taylor Swift do?
  • Me:Tay would wear an awesome harness and own it like she's a model and then joke about it when people say its ugly and then laugh because THIS IS HER FIGHT SONG
Ode to My Job (literally an ode to my fucking job)

Eight hours and no breaks

I pick up the phone, i hang up for the phone

hand doesnt even leave the phone and it rings again

so much take out

so many early morning usual’s that literally have mental problems that I gotta talk to and listen to them literally talk about nothing to me

Last week this autistic 40 year old whipped out a photo album of all her cats and started talking about anime for a half hour :)

Yesterday a crazy woman with green eyeliner opened her mouth and got in my face, asking is her tooth fell out

I was so fed up I sighed in her face and said “I dont know”

These people are fucking rachet. 

I seat parties where I plan to seat them

so the servers can get their daily income

how long is the wait? how long is the wait? how long is the fucking wait?

so I dont get snares from the bitchy ones

unless the customers snare at me first as Im about to seat them

at a table rather than a booth

the world just ended

getting 50-60 people out of my way by making announcments pleading for these middle class white folk cunts to move

then getting sent home for being too good at my job

I am a simple human

I have needs to

I am 1 person

I am not a fucking machine

go fuck yourself if you ever forget that 

When you build a wall around your heart, there are people who can climb over it. Few but they exist. Then there are those fuckers who touch your wall and that shit crumbles. When they find a place they like among the carnage, they make rooms that they fill with themselves. You build your wall around your heart and everybody in it. When that fucker decides to leave they push through that bigger, ‘better’ wall with ease and leave you vulnerable and with empty rooms that can’t be filled.