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The Forsaken + Onion Headlines

Just to be clear this is @veliseraptor‘s fault. (Their’s are funnier anyways.)

(Art Seamas Gallagher and Ariel  Burgess, all from the WoT wiki’s)

JIMIN “SEXUAL”-”LOST”-”LOVE” PLAYLIST?!

*In this post the word SEX will be replaced by “RAMEN” (for the lolz)

Ok, So no one have been talking about this. Even if whoever I asked said he shared the same reaction as me. JIMIN SPOTIFY PLAYLIST YALL. Almost half (8/19) of it is just about ramen, like all kinds of ramen. Does it mean that he “JOAH? JOAH!” ramen that much? But there is more than just ramen. Let’s look at it together: 

SONGS ABOUT RAMEN: 

Originally posted by 9taefox

SONGS ABOUT BEING LOST & HARDSHIPS OF FAME: (WARNING, grab tissue)

Originally posted by hunnysyub

  • Eels - I need some sleep: “I need some sleep .. I’m in too deep, and the wheels keep spinning ‘round. Everyone says I’m getting’ down too low. Everyone says you just gotta let it go”.      
  • Justin Bieber - Mark My Words: “Oh I don’t wanna live a lie”
  • Frank Ocean - Lost:  “ Lost, lost in the heat of it all”
  • Ty Dolla $ign - Never Be The Same:  “ Now I done seen a lot of things. Know the trouble the money and fame brings. This time I swear it’s different. I’m in the right place. I know I’m in the right place” 

BREAKUPS / LOVE-HURT:

Originally posted by orchid-bud

  • Kehlani - You Should Be Here: “Don’t know where you went but you’re lost now“  (2015- I am sure he knew Kehlani only this year)
  • Miguel - face the sun: “No matter where I go I belong with you … you’re the only one” (2015. This one mmm)
  • gnash - i hate u, i love u: “If I were you I would never let me go” I second that. (2016)
  • Chris Brown - So Cold: “Damn, I want my baby back. It’s so cold without her . Cold without her . She’s gone”. (2009-My ghost senses tell me this one was adressed to his first love maybe)

BEING SO IN LOVE: (This one SCREAMS Jikook to me)

Originally posted by jeonjeonggukks

By @mimibtsghost ^^

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Voltron+PJO meeting headcanons

So this is pretty messy but I just??? Needed to do this??? @theinsidiouscinnamonroll forgive me XD

⚫️So… Alternative wormhole ending where they end up at an alternate dimension.
⚫️Bc let’s get real there is NO WAY all the fandoms exist in the same universe. Like the universe would not be capable of existing.
⚫️But put yourself in the demigods’ shoes.
⚫️Like they’re 120% done with all of the stuff the gods have been making them go through.
⚫️And then they see these huge robotic lions??? Falling out of the sky??? Into camp???
⚫️"What the Hades not again.“ "Holy Hera we JUST finished.”
⚫️Basically the lions and the camp get a little (a lot) damaged
⚫️But then after everything is sorted out
⚫️Omg but “Who is this Keith imposter?” “The real question is: Who is this Nico imposter?”
⚫️In the beginning it’s mostly Pidge and Leo who talk… Mostly about mechanics and stuff.
⚫️Lance is unusually reserved (bc now he’s an entire DIMENSION away from his fam).
⚫️Leo and Lance start off their conversation with rlly lighthearted jokes and stuff.
⚫️And then their convo gets rlly deep. Seventh wheel stuff and all. Feelings. V deep.
⚫️I feel like Annabeth and Allura would hit off???
⚫️OH and Annabeth and Pidge would probably talk about stereotypes??? Like how people don’t assume they’re who they rlly are???
⚫️Jason and Shiro would originally talk bc “Guys the two Mature Leaders ™ HAVE to talk to each other.”
⚫️It’s awkward at first. Mostly nervous laughter. Then it gets deep. Most about how like??? Pressure of being a leader??? Also how they suffered a lot. More than anyone should have to. PTSD.
⚫️"…Guys I’m really reconsidering our choice to leave throw two together.“
⚫️But imagine how SURPRISED they are when they accidentally walk in on a Lance&Leo convo
⚫️Keith + Solangelo
⚫️"So you’re saying that I… Like Lance?”
⚫️Let’s get real tho the demigods and Paladins and Allura+Coran would team up to make Klance happen
⚫️"Surprisingly we keep getting put together in the camp activities???“
⚫️Speaking of Coran…. Imagine Coran+Chiron convos.
⚫️No, I’m not kidding.
⚫️They really care for those kids.
⚫️Hunk and Frank. Not to be cliche. I just… They’re both so loyal and I just??? Yeah???
⚫️Feel free to add on.

bmac2015  asked:

what are some common expressions around the regions? (example: Hold your horses , jump the shark, clean as a whistle stuff like that ) (thank you) !!!

Most Regions:

  • “Only beaten magikarp become gyarados” (You must go through hardship to get stronger)
  • “An army of magikarp” (Meaning quality>quantity)

Kanto

  • “A couple of zubats short of a cave.” (In Unova this is replaced with swoobat) -S
  • “Make a tangela out of it” (To twist someone’s words)

Johto:

  • “Lead by Jumpluffs” (To mean someone is very spaced out/has no direction)
  • “Even Teddiursa have claws” (Refering to a Teddiursa’s sweet paws, meaning even kind people can fight back)

Hoenn:

  • “Straighter than a linoone”, related: “Straight as a Zigzagoon”. Meaning “very on topic”, or in the case of the second phrase, very wishy washy. Of course, a lot of non-straight people like to use this phrase.
  • “An evolving Vigoroth” (Someone who pretends to work hard, but is actually slacking off)
  • “Big enough for a Wailord” (A phrase often used to describe anything from Unova, basically anything unecessarily big like a building or food.)

Sinnoh:

  • “Search for a shiny garchomp” (to mean a situaion where one makes a big deal out of something that makes no difference)
  • “Another combee in a hive” (One of many)

Unova:

  • “A ferrothorn in a furnace” (Someone who’s in deep trouble)
  • “Don’t make wheels out of whirlipedes” (Don’t try and control something stronger than you)

Kalos:

  • “Whispered in front of Noibats” (A very obvious secret)
  • “An Inkay knocked over evolves” (Someone who seems lost/silly might actually have the right idea.)

Alola:

  • “Wearing Salandit perfume” (Someone who’s manipulative)
  • “Like waking a Komala” (Something that’s nearly impossible without upsetting someone)

The Butterfly Effect

Originally posted by ksjknj

Chapter One, Chapter Two, Chapter Three, Chapter Four, Chapter Five, Chapter Six, Chapter SevenChapter Eight Chapter Nine, Chapter Ten, Chapter Eleven

Pairing: Kim Namjoon / Park Jimin 

Genre: ABO Dynamics - Werewolf!AU, Actor!AU

Rating: Mature

Author: Admin Kaycie

Words: 3.6K+

Series Summary: Kim Namjoon was no ordinary rising star, he was the star at the very top of the tree of fame. He was a man with a strict schedule, every moment of his life planned out immaculately. Park Jimin was a distant childhood friend in need of his protection - the only problem, he was a rare male omega, and also Namjoon’s mate. Will Namjoon be able to deal with a developing scandal, a career in trouble, and the advances of the mate that he is strictly prohibited from claiming?

Series Status: Completed

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Undeniable Heat Chapter 13: Back to Work

Jensen Ackles x Reader

1650 Words

Chapter Summary: Returning back to work, your worried that your relationship with Jensen will change things.

Story Summary:  You’ve just gotten a job as one of the makeup artists on the set of Supernatural. Nervous on the first day, you become completely awkward, winning the affection of the divorced Jensen Ackles. You try to fight your desire for him, but he thwarts you at every turn. Will you be able you separate work and play, or will you let Jensen win?

Catch Up Here: Masterpost

That Monday morning, you were surprised with how nervous you were to be going back to work. After a wonderful evening spent with Jensen, he had gone back to his apartment, promising he would see you bright and early at work tomorrow. But here it was, tomorrow, and you were worried that things would be different. That people would notice the two of you were acting different around each other. And you didn’t want that to happen, you didn’t want your work relationship strained at all.

You were currently sitting in your car, your head on the steering wheel, taking deep breaths and trying to talk yourself into getting out of the car. In and out, you reminded yourself. Just go and do your work. It will be fine. That’s what you kept telling yourself. But when someone slammed their hand on the top of your car, you jumped, a squeal escaping your lips.

“It’s just me silly.” Jeannie said, standing out there, her breath creating a cloud in the air around her. “What’s got you so spooked?”

You slid out of the car, grabbing your bag and looking the car behind you. “Just a little lackluster today.”

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Beauty and The Beasts Part II

Part I : http://thatsuperwholockian21.tumblr.com/post/157374333543/beauty-and-the-beasts

Originally posted by camille-angelique

Summary: No clue how to summarize this one. 

Warnings: None

A/N: So this one is waaay shorter than the 1st part, and I don’t think it’s quite as good, but I promise part three is longer and much, much better. Thank you everyone who read part one and anyone who reads this part. I love you all. 

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Lady Y/N sat in a small, spare bedchamber on the top floor of the castle. It was late, almost ten at night, and she knew that Loki would be sleeping soon. She had slipped a bit of nightshade into his tea to make him drowsy. Soon enough, she heard Loki’s door slam shut down the hall. Quickly she jumped off the bed and went to the wardrobe and opened it’s double doors. Lady Y/N pulled out all of the clothes inside and went back to the bed. She pulled off the sheets from the mattress as well as the curtains that hung around it. She took the sheets, curtains, clothes, and began tying knots.

She had everything tied together in less than 10 minutes, she had fashioned a rope. Happy with her work, Lady Y/N tied one end of the rope to the four-poster bed and threw the other end out the window. Carefully, she climbed onto the ledge and began lowering herself down, down, down the castle wall. She was nearly halfway down when a knot came undone and she started to fall. She didn’t even have time to scream as she was surrounded by a cloud of blue smoke. With a thud and a strangled noise, she opened her eyes to see she was back on the bare mattress in her bedchamber.

“You know,” Loki’s voice came from the doorway, “your escape plans just get more and more amusing.” He cackled and snapped his fingers. The room was restored to its original state, but now there was a set of bars on the window. “That should do the trick! Next time please try to hide the smell of nightshade, it’s rather potent, especially when mixed with tea leaves.” He gave an evil smirk and left the room, locking the door behind him. With nothing else to do, she fell into an uncomfortable sleep.

The next morning Loki came and unlocked her door and told her to get up. She said nothing back to him, only closed the door and began to dress herself for the day. Once she was ready, Lady Y/N made her way down to the grand hall, it was filled with magical items that she had the joy of cleaning. Unfortunately, she couldn’t use any of the items. They were enchanted so that only Loki could use them. He was an extremely possessive person, so she took extra care not to break anything. Loki was also in the grand hall, he was sitting at a spinning wheel. He was spinning straw into gold. Lady Y/N grabbed her feather duster and went over to an oddly decorated chalice that Loki said held all the power in the universe. It was silent for a long moment, but Loki’s voice broke the silence.

“Why do you keep trying to run?” He asked. “Am I really that unpleasant to you?” By the tone of his voice, he almost sounded hurt. She turned to face him, frowning, he was staring at the spinning wheel, deep in thought.

“No.” Was all she could think to say. He looked up.

‘Then why? Why do you keep running?” He asked standing up and walking around the long table to the side opposite Lady Y/N.

“Because I wish to go back.” She declared. “I want to go home, to my Father, to the ones I love.” Loki grimaced.

“Back to Sir Stark?” He questioned. “Back to your betrothed, your lover?” Lady Y/N’s eyes became full of anger, but she spoke very calmly.

“I never said I loved him.” She stated, her voice carried the calm rage of a single burning flame ready to destroy anything in it’s path. “He is only my betrothed, if I had my choice I would never marry him. Our courtship is not of love, but of law. As the only child of King Rogers, I must marry a nobleman worthy of being KIng. My father believes that is Sir Stark.” She said, the fire in her eyes slowly fading away. “He treats me as though I am a toy that he may play with anytime he wishes, but it is not love.”

“And what do you believe love is?” He asked, almost mockingly, her eyes softened.

“Love…” she began. “It’s having you lover in your mind  no matter how far away they are. It’s wanting to be with them, and only them. Love is… the most wonderful feeling in the world.”

“And you’ve felt this wonderous feeling before?” Loki seemed to actually be interested in what she had said. She looked down at her feather duster, suddenly embarrassed.

“Um… No. No I haven’t.” She stammered.

“Then how do you know such things?” He asked, she looked back up at him.

“Because it’s how my father described his love for my mother.” Loki nodded thoughtfully and looked away for a moment, but then turned back to her.

“Would you please make some tea? I’m parched.” He said. Lady Y/N nodded and moved toward the tray on the table, but when she went to set down her feather duster she knocked a cup off of the table. She gasped and quickly picked it up.

“I’m sorry.” She said. “I sorry, I knocked it off the table…. Now it’s chipped. I’m sorry.” Loki looked at her with soft eyes.

“It’s alright…. It’s only a cup.” He gave her the smallest of smiles and she picked up the tray to go make his tea.

In the kitchen, while the water boiled, she had time to think. Why could she describe love so well? When she asked her father about love he had said some of those things, but most of what she had told Loki were things she imagined love being like. It was odd, perhaps those were things that Lady Y/N wanted for herself and future love.


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anonymous asked:

*sigh* you have such nice hands. It's fun to imagine what they could do...🙈🙈

awwww yeah gurl.. these hands… these hands are getting ready to get diirrrrrrty….

 getting ready to…….. wash the car… mmmm… 

gonna make it all.. soapy and wet. Scrubbing… and lathering… and rinsing it down. Getting deep in every crack and crevice with my sponge.

mmm its sooooo dirty.. but soon… mmph.. these hands are gonna make sooo clean. Then.. I’m gonna use these hands.,… to pull out my big…. long… powerful…..hose and vacuum those floor boards sooooo good. Getting it all…the…way… under those seats… every little nook and cranny. hosing it down…. with… armor all…. 

Taking my time… working my fingers up in there… wiping down that dash.. and getting deep up in those wheel wells. unnnghh… soap and water everywhere. And I go a looooong time.. cuz that car… that car deserves all the attention these hands are about to give it. And give it reeaaaal good I am.. 

Then when its all done… im gonna wipe it down slow and easy, drying every single inch I can touch. awwwww yeaaaaaaaaa.


seriously though, my car is filthy. be back in a few hours.

A Silly Idea;

Stands from Stardust re-named with musical references

The Fool: Castle of Sand

Magician’s Red: Disco Inferno

High Priestess: Iron Maiden

Empress: Fight from the Inside

Emperor: Master of War

Hierophant Green: Green River

The Lovers: Double Dealer

Silver Chariot: Neon Knight

Strength: Smooth Sailing

Hermit Purple: Deep Purple

Wheel of Fortune: Built For Speed

Justice: Master of Puppets

Hanged Man: Hangman Jury (I give up on this one)

Death XIII: Dream Warrior

Yellow Temperance: Feed my Frankenstein

Ebony Devil: Born Again

Tower of Grey: Danger Zone

Star Platinum: Stargazer

Dark Blue Moon: Moon River

The Sun: The Sun is pretty good, actually

Judgement: Money for Nothin’

Za Warudo: Holy Diver, obviously

Geb: Man of the Lake

Tohth: Gypsy

Khnum: Man Behind the Mask

Anubis: Powerslave

Sethan: Child of Mine

Bastet: Electric Funeral

Osiris: Ace of Spades

Horus: Blizzard of Ozz

Atum: Yes

“Cautious” - Part 2

“Cautious” - Part 2

Part 1 - Here 
My Masterlist - Here

Bucky Barnes x Reader

Bruce Banner x Reader (Father-Daughter type of relationship)

Word Count: 2,173

Key: Y/N = Your Name, L/N = Your Last Name, H/C = Your Hair Color, E/C = Your Eye Color

Warnings: Cursing, Violence,

Summary:  Bucky is now pretty much rehabilitated and able to be part of the group. He has nightmares sometimes, but not nearly as much as he used to. Reader was taken by Hydra and made the subject of experiments due to her having powers (something similar to the force, but not the force). The team rescues her after a mission and takes her in. She struggles with control sometimes, is very skittish sometimes, and hasn’t talked to anyone since arriving at the tower. She only talks to Bruce Banner. Soon enough, Bucky takes an interest in her. Let’s see how this unfurls.

Originally posted by mysharona1987

Author’s Note: Welcome to part 2! I know this story may seem very slow, and a lot of people are waiting for the part where everything comes together. Feel free to skip around or read it in order (reading in order would be nice). Its up to you.

This is my interpretation of the characters and the reader is one of my own creation. I leave the names and such open so you can put your own name and features in or you can create your own. I know this may not please everyone, but I’m writing this for myself. I hope people will enjoy this fanfic, but I know that you can’t please everyone.

As always, a special thank you to @goodnightwife for being my wonderful beta reader and helping me through more than just writing! Please go check out her work! 

If you would like to be tagged in any future pieces, please let me know! And as always, feedback is greatly appreciated!

<3

 - DreaSaurusREX

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“Alright, Banner, update us on the girl.” Tony said over his shoulder as he piloted the jet. Everyone listened up as Bruce cleared his throat a bit.

“Well, her name is (Y/N) (L/N). She was kidnapped by Hydra, and I think I just found out why. She has powers. They were most likely trying to figure out how to use her as a weapon for them.”

“How do you know this? What type of powers does she have?” Natasha asked.

“Well, she told me her name. And I just saw her make a water bottle fly into her hand from about 4 feet away. She may have more abilities, but that’s all I know so far. Well, that and she is very uneasy around people. Groups mostly. She knows who the Avengers are and that we are the good guys, but as you all saw earlier, she is still very wary of us. She seems to be okay with me so far, but I would advise everyone to be cautious and consider what she’s been through. We all know how messed up Hydra can be, and she has been missing for 2 months. That’s a lot of damage done to that girl.”

Everyone went silent for a minute, taking in all the new info.

“We’re taking her in right? There’s no way she can be thrown back into her old life. Especially if she has special abilities that were being watched by Hydra. That leaves a huge target on her back.” Bucky spoke up. Some of the group is a bit surprised. Yes Bucky has made a great recovery, but he has never really shown this much interest in someone new.

“I thought the same. We will be taking her back to the tower with us. I need to do some diagnostics. I will also personally watch over her. Like I said before, she has been okay with me.” Bruce answers. Bucky nods his head in acceptance.

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You felt the ship jerk a bit. A few seconds afterwards, the door opened and Steve Rogers came in. You felt a bit tensed and pushed yourself back a bit. You hit the wall, nowhere else to run. Steve kept his distance and knelt down so he could make eye contact, or at least try to.

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heyyoufriendthere  asked:

Hullo my good chasm buddy! If you wouldn't mind, could you tell me how you first got into the Cosmere?

Hello, friend! :)

So about 8 years ago, my new friend recommended Mistborn to me. She had seen the cover in the library and thought it was beautiful. She loved the series and let me borrow her hardcovers…

I was fascinated. And I loved Kelsier. That made the first book devastating. But I kept going, and read the rest of the series. Still, I grieved. For years.

I found other Sanderson books (not that many back then). Warbreaker was great. I didn’t really understand much about shards or the cosmere and had no idea who Hoid was; I just enjoyed the characters and the magic systems and the heart and intensity of his writing.

When The Way of Kings came out, I was deep in Wheel of Time and that series took me a long time to finish. Meanwhile, that same friend kept begging me to read TWoK. I kept putting it off, wanting to finish WoT first. I have since regretted and apologized for that decision. I wish I had read it sooner…

I ended up at Salt Lake Comic Con a few years ago and met Brandon there for the first time. He was incredibly nice. He signed my Mistborn, the same beautiful hardcover version my friend had let me borrow years earlier. Having no idea about the cosmere, I had no questions for him. This makes me shake my head now.

Months later, when I recovered from WoT, I finally got to TWoK, and it completely sideswiped me. I had no idea a fantasy book featuring giant magical swords and tiny conscience fairies could affect me like that. I related to the depiction of depression so well. It instantly became my favorite book for that, and for its heroism in spite of deep personal imperfections. For its utter, visceral humanness, the good and bad parts that resonated with me. I don’t know how to explain it.

Also, I had so many questions. I gradually became more cosmere aware…

I started seeing pieces of the larger story being told and began making connections. I reread the other books. They made much more sense. I found the Coppermind and 17th Shard. That was the beginning of the end for me.

My poor friend who innocently picked up a book with a pretty cover has had both her ears repeatedly talked off about the cosmere now. I sincerely hope she doesn’t regret introducing me to it (she swears she doesn’t).

Thank you for the ask, @heyyoufriendthere! Sorry it was so long. I love hearing other people’s stories about this, so I hope to hear your answer as well.