deep space nine fan fiction

from Klingons of Kronos

“We’re in a band.  The Dogs of Chang.  Mostly ballads.  A few love songs.  Those can get pretty intense.  Zothran here is a revelation on the drums.  Dude just bangs the things faster than a tribble in heat.  It’s gnarly!  We’re playing at Quark’s bar on Deep Space Nine tonight.  Should be epic.  Those Bajoran girls have very attractive face ridges, if I say so myself.  We better go set up the organs.  It’s all about sex, drugs, and Q’plah, my friends!”