deep sighs

Discussing Beyonce's "Drunk in Love"
  • Fellow Teacher:When she says SURFBOARD is she talking about what I think she is?
  • Me:Yes. Yes she is.
  • Fellow Teacher:Why use that though?
  • Me:*takes a deep breath* Well you see, when two people love each other very much.....
  • Fellow Teacher:Oh Lord.....
  • Me:They give each other a special hug *long pause* and wake up in the kitchen asking how in the hell did this happen?
  • Fellow Teacher:That certainly didn't end the way I thought it would.
  • Me:*deep sigh*That's the thing about love. It never does.
  • Fellow Teacher:You just make this stuff up on the spot or do you rehearse this junk?
  • Me:*50s radio voice* Only your hairdresser knows for sure! *cackles and walks out to playground*

The night fell without a sound, the city’s light’s turning on as the natural light in the sky had disappeared. Falco was meanwhile left out in the cold night, finding himself in the bad area of town, he let out a deep sigh, he was all alone again.

The pheasant figured that he should find some place to stay, or at least someone willing to take him in for a night or two. Thinking too deeply on the subject, Falco began to trip over his thoughts as he tripped over himself, grabbing the nearest thing - or person - in his way for support.

"Fuck, sorry pal!"


all marvel movies » Iron Man (2008)

"Iron Man. That’s kind of catchy. It’s got a nice ring to it. I mean it’s not technically accurate. The suit’s a gold titanium alloy, but it’s kind of provocative, the imagery anyway."