…so, planes and cars fuck me up bc of the conflicting ways they talk about things
For one, ‘that’s just how they were made’ and ‘they were separated at birth’ are said in the same movie
>Some planes and cars are made BAD ‘lemons’ deliberately?
>Even though certain cars and planes are still existing in the world, they discontinue making parts for them? Like… their vital organs can fail and they just have to die?
>Some of them seem to age/be elderly, some young, but how the fuck
>There’s a Pope?
>What degree to which do they feel? Like, they literally spend all night pulling bits off the plane (dusty), and he seems to not notice at all, but being knocked aout by wind or burned (like the helicopter) elicits pain responses
>they can be knocked out?
>fuel is everything, food and drink and blood?
>they have love in the universe, marriage (there was a hint of a new couple getting a bridal suite) which implies… more than i care to eaborate on… so where do little cars come from?
>why do they have mouths if they can put petrol pumps in their petrol tanks directly?
>how do they digest anything? i mean, they plainly state they eat other stuff, mater tries wassabi, the gas truck talks about deep-fried corn…
>where did the first cars come from…
>how the fuck do half of them do anything?
>what if they dn’t want to be what they are?
Like, trains, big trucks and big planes are born to be servants, whether they want it or not???? what the fuck???
>some cars are made to be more effective, better, higher class, and others deliberately the opposite???
>there are diseases in this universe including rust? Or is that a metaphor for acne/hemorrhoids?
>cars pee… but only in one of the movies… everyone else apparently doesn’t?
cars can be incontinent, too? cars have bidets that shoot under the boot
>do you know we never actually see any f the characters’ homes?
Like, the most ‘indoors’ we see any of them, is in motels and hotels… we have NO IDEA how their houses work, what amenities exist, etc. did you ever notice? bc i just did and it’s fucking me up?
>where do cars learn? are there schools? they have doctors and mechanics and shit, but where did they get the degree?
>mater sleeps in, what is basically, a medical waste pit? he’s surrounded on all sides by pieces f rusty old cars? is he a serial killer and no ones addressing it?
>Tractors are cows in this world? do they get eaten or…?
>cars have body issues? like, they’re legit built a certain way… but the best they can change is their colour and tires?
>what’s… inside… the cars…
I mean, they have all the right windows and shit but like… they wouldn’t need seats or any of the normal stuff you’d expect
>the winnebagos…? are they… like, what is in there? are they considered fat?
>what about the little forklifts? are they considered a servant class? like, you see them doing a lot of manual shit, compared to the others, who swan about…
>what else exists in this world? fast food places, libraries? are the cars even literate to the same extent as humans? we see a few newspapers but that means fuck-all…
>boats exist, like… we need more info on that…
there was that fuck-ass huge military base on the ocean, how does that dude feel about people using him as a landing pad?
>if a boat capsizes, how the FUCK do they help them?
none of the other boats have arms?
Are they ‘missing, presumed drowned’?
>are boats beholden to their land car counterparts? like in cars 2 we see that they need someone to get them out of the water (and then they just hang there waiting for deployment)?
and in planes 2, that boat in a trailer (friend, family, partner), who was almost left to die in a fire by their panicking car buddy
>HOW THE FUCK DO FAMILIES EVEN WORK?
is everyone the same kind of car or can you be related to a train, two aircraft carriers and a plane?
>are hybrids the result of two different car types intermarrying?
>ARE GENETICS EVEN A THING, OR IS IT LIKE THE ROBO-BABY EXPLANATION FROM FUTURAMA?
>are there prejudices? like ‘oh, you’re marrying a HONDA?’ or ‘oh, how generous, they adopted a BOAT’??? or ‘no, no, we’re not hiring a Ford… can’t trust them’???
>why do neither of the cars movies or indeed the planes movies, pass the bechdel test?
>do cars even have the same concept of gender as humans, or is it like… whatevs be what you want?
The logistics of this whole universe are just????
I have so???? many??? questions??????