deep chocolate velvet voice

ASOUE Rant (but kind of not really), Part 3/?

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YOU GUYS

SO REMEMBER LIAM AIKEN AKA KLAUS BAUDELAIRE AKA EVERYBODY’S CHILDHOOD CRUSH FROM THE ASOUE MOVIE

I JUST FOUND OUT HE NARRATED THE AUDIOBOOKS FOR ALL THE WRONG QUESTIONS

MY PRECIOUS BABY KLAUS FREAKING BAUDELAIRE NARRATED THE LEMONY SNICKET ASOUE PREQUELS AND I HAD NO IDEA

THIS IS THE MOST PERFECT THING THAT HAS EVER HAPPENED I AM SCREAMING YOU GUYS DON’T UNDERSTAND HOW IMPORTANT THIS IS TO ME

(added bonus his voice is like deep melted chocolate velvet now and it’s SO soothing to listen to and unfairly attractive my ovaries seriously cannot handle it, plus I have this headcanon now that Klaus tracked down Lemony after The End to get more answers and ended up getting contracted to tell Lemony’s life story instead because reasons and can we please get a Netflix spinoff where this is canon)

i….. imagined it….. and i regret nothing.

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Neither of them had music to suit the dancing Minho had suddenly sprung on him. Or at least, none that didn’t have corny lyrics involved. And it was such a terrible kind of dancing as neither of them knew how to do such a dance – for Minho it was that he couldn’t really dance at all unless he wanted to look like a drunk giraffe and for himself he preferred the kind of dancing he could do at a club. Or when teasing Minho while wearing only a pair of briefs.

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