ASOUE Rant (but kind of not really), Part 3/?
SO REMEMBER LIAM AIKEN AKA KLAUS BAUDELAIRE AKA EVERYBODY’S CHILDHOOD CRUSH FROM THE ASOUE MOVIE
I JUST FOUND OUT HE NARRATED THE AUDIOBOOKS FOR ALL THE WRONG QUESTIONS
MY PRECIOUS BABY KLAUS FREAKING BAUDELAIRE NARRATED THE LEMONY SNICKET ASOUE PREQUELS AND I HAD NO IDEA
THIS IS THE MOST PERFECT THING THAT HAS EVER HAPPENED I AM SCREAMING YOU GUYS DON’T UNDERSTAND HOW IMPORTANT THIS IS TO ME
(added bonus his voice is like deep melted chocolate velvet now and it’s SO soothing to listen to and unfairly attractive my ovaries seriously cannot handle it, plus I have this headcanon now that Klaus tracked down Lemony after The End to get more answers and ended up getting contracted to tell Lemony’s life story instead because reasons and can we please get a Netflix spinoff where this is canon)