so my mom went out to get pizza and she’s not back yet and my dad came home. he asked where my mom was and i randomly said, ‘at the rabbit festival, she’s getting me a pet rabbit for my good grades’ and he was kinda skeptical so i called my mom up and persuaded her into tricking my dad that she was getting me a rabbit and now i’m really not sure what to do with myself because he genuinely believes her. 

okay it just frustrates me when i’ll ask to go to the bathroom and the teacher will say ‘well why didn’t you go during lunch’ oh wait oops i forgot to turn in my prearranged pee schedule at the beginning of the year my bad