deeeaaaad

The Death of Queen Beryl

A short play written and narrated by Ms. Thompson’s made up, not real, faaaake 2nd grade class.

“Oh no!  You stabbed my egg!”

“Why do you stab my egg?”  “WHOOOSH!”

“I WILL CONTINUE TO FLY HERE AND STAB YOUR EGG.  EVIL WILL NOT WIN!”

“BECAUSE I HAVE LOVE.”

“This can’t be!”

“You are cracking my egg!”

“This play is stupid.  When do I get to talk?” (shhhhhhhh!)

“No!  You have broken my egg with your love!”

“Ah!  My evil is defeated!”

“I am dying.”

“Ew.  Gross lady hand.”

“I’m deeeaaaad.”

Class: “Always say no to drugs.”

Good job, children.

anonymous asked:

WTF JESS THIS IS HUUUUGGEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!! THIS EVENT ISN'T EVEN OUTLANDER RELATED AND THEY'RE THERE TOGETHER - AND LOOK AT THEM, THEY COULDN'T STAND CLOSER TO EACH OTHER IF THEY TRIED!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG I AM DEEEAAAAD!!!!!!!

!!!!!!!!!!!! hJGFJE HELPPPPPPPPPPPP