dee personal

I don’t understand how people can think that Dennis holds the power over Dee in their relationship.  Yes, he manipulates and abuses her, and she is forever striving to gain his approval.  However, it’s made clear numerous times in the show that Dennis actually does not hold that much influence over her.  When she thinks she’s going to become famous, Dee all too eagerly rejects Dennis to board a flight to LA, appearing perfectly fine with separating from him.  Dennis, on the other hand, loses his shit at the prospect of her leaving him.  

If anything, Dee is the one person who can influence Dennis and get under his skin.  Just by remarking that his face looks fat, she can push him into starving himself.  He exhibits intense emotional reliance upon her, clinging to her when scared or upset and always running back to her when he experiences problems with one of his other friends. It’s telling that when Dennis “breaks up” with Mac in Mac and Dennis Break Up, he goes straight to Dee’s apartment to seek solace.  In the Gang’s book, Dee mentions him crying to her countless times over his high school girlfriend Maureen Ponderosa.  He’s confessed to loving her twice and shown distress at her rebuffing him.  While Dennis and Dee both need each other, it’s evident in my opinion that Dennis needs Dee far more than she needs him.    

Liking Dee as a person and character is so misleading for me because I’m always like “omg poor dee she deserves so much more, precious baby”

but then it’s like oh shit i forgot she verbally assaults and berates men into having sex with her and threatens she will claim she was r*ped if men don’t have sex with her in her own sort of d.e.n.n.i.s system like holy shit, I forget how much of a piece of garbage she really is

How to tell if someone’s a hardcore Sunshine fan:

1. Write down the word “dia” and ask them to say it.

  • If they say “dee-ah”, the person you’re talking to probably has at least a passing knowledge of a Romance language. Thank them for their cooperation and stop here.
  • If they say “die-ah”, don’t celebrate just yet! They might just be thinking of the gemstone. Keep calm and proceed to step 2.

2. Write down the phrase “I love You” and ask them to say it.

  • If they say “I love u”, wink suggestively and walk away without saying else like the mysteriously smooth operator you are.
  • If they say “I love Yoh”, congratulations - you’ve found a fellow denizen of idol hell! (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧
  • …well, either that or you’ve found someone who pronounces things oddly. Use your best judgment here to determine which conclusion you should draw.

3. Alternatively, just say “hagu shiyo” and see if they instinctively scream then proceed to cry uncontrollably.

jake g and a wife who are cheating on each other with different people but they won’t get divorced for whatever reason??? like they’re holding out to see which one of them breaks first - and their partners are starting to get restless and it’s all angsty and dramatic??