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steven bomb 5 summarized in the most non-spoilery way possible

Steven’s Dream

1st half: rebellious teenage mode A C T I V A T E D

2nd half: ROAD TRIP TO KOREA

3rd half: i’m blue daba dee bada die

Adventures In Light Distortion

1st half: alright peridot thanks for the semi-useful information now go fuck off for the next 20 episodes

2nd half: family guy

3rd half: MAXIMUM S P E E D I  N  C  R  E  A  S  E

Gem Heist

1st half: “play it straight” “harold we’re lesbians”

2nd half: Kasane Teto guides our heroes around a Space PlaceTM and says some racist things about humans

3rd half: YOU shall be A S S I M I L A T E D into the U T O P I A

The Zoo

1st half: siri guides utopian residents through daily routine

2nd half: everybody’s gay for greg

3rd half: therapyst

That Will Be All

1st half: purple family reunion

2nd half: (elsa voice) conceal…don’t feel

3rd half: Kasane Teto gets her ass roasted into oblivion

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WhoCaresAbout Actresses salutes Black Women Directors Earning Incredible Hollywood Reviews

Ava DuVernay has dominated the press for her incredible work on Selma… but this by no means makes her the first black female director worthy of award nominations. Yohana Desta has compiled a list of 7 great filmmakers who have also had the opportunity to make award-worthy films.

  1. Gina Prince-Bythewood (Beyond the Lights, 2014)
  2. Amma Assante (Belle, 2014)
  3. Kasi Lemmons (Black Nativity, 2013)
  4. Julie Dash (Daughters of the Dust, 1991)
  5. Darnell Martin (Cadillac Records, 2008)
  6. Dee Rees (Pariah, 2011)
  7. Euzhan Palcy (A Dry White Season, 1989)

Read the full article here.

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Common - “The Light” | Magnum Opus  

Common, Erykah Badu, and more break down this classic record from “Like Water for Chocolate.”

love…

You can call him Percy.

And now, presenting: the many introductions of Percival Frederickson Musseldorf Musketeer Sanchez Vicario Nina Pinta Santa Maria Granola Von Lichenstein Kevin Dorf Wesley Snipes Magneto Traguna Macoities Tracorum Satis Dee de Monoco de Lightful de Lovely de Rolo III.

(Officially, Percival Fredrickstein Von Musel Klossowski de Rolo III, but you can call him Percy.) Times stated by a character during the game: 8

01 Arrival at Kraghammer

  • (1:53:15) Magriff, Servant of House Greyspine
  • (2:13:00) Lord Nostoc Greyspine

13 Escape from the Underdark

  • (2:15:10) Gatekeeper Xanthas

15 Skyward

  • (1:13:00) Scale Bearers Vorak and Disona

18 Trial of the Take Part 1

  • (0:20:41) Zahra

23 THE REMATCH

  • (2:08:37) Victor the Black Powder Merchant

30 Stoke the Flames

  • (2:09:05) Shopkeeper’s daughter
  • (2:37:30) Stated by Chancellor Desnet’s as a plea for help.