I was playing "Woman" in my car when I picked up my friend. She knows who Harry is,but that's it. While listening to the song she says "this is a weird song, what is it about?". I very low key mention how I think he is gay and him and his bf have a lot of 'beards' so he is singing it to them. She then says " Oh, that's why he has a duck decoy noise in the song because the women are decoys".