There’s this “upscale resale” thrift store in town that I got this at, because I love crocodilians.

Anyway, as you can see, it moves.

Well, weeks after purchasing it, I finally discovered that the body moves off the legs to reveal an excessively long croc peen (video of reveal not included as it’s.. a lil nsfw, I guess?)

I’m torn between being thrilled and dismayed… But still 👍 at having purchased it, lol.