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Budite bolji roditelji

Molim vas budite bolji roditelji nego sto su moji. Nije cilj da vase dete zivi u strahu od vas. Pricajte sa decom, dopustite im da vam kazu njihove zelje, njihove snove. Poklanjajte im paznju, budite ponosni na njih. Ne ostavljajte ih same zbog poslovnih putovanja. Rucajte zajedno, gledajte filmove. Zapitajte se sta vase dete zaista zeli, nepostajte za njih neprijatelji. Ne vicite na njih bez razloga, poklonite im osmeh. Ne dopustite im da se osecaju napusteno, ne dopustite da zive u strahu od vas. Verujte ima milion stvari koje imaju da vam kazu. Ja eto nazalost nemam takve roditelje, nemam porodicne trenutke… Budite dobri roditelji.
@nevena605

Jednom ćeš, to je sasvim izvesno biti nečija žena,

Imaćeš dva kredita, stan negde u centru grada, klince

Auto star pet godina kupljen od zajedničke štednje

Slike sa porodičnih letovanja i zimovanja

Pa i one sa kratkih, ali prijatnih vikenda

Iz Milana, Dubrovnika, Pariza ili Praga,

Jednom ćeš zaista biti skroz na skroz daleko

Dalje od ikada ičega  za mene

Baš za jedan okov uvek dalje

I ja tu ne mogu baš ništa

Sem da ti mahnem u prolazu kada se sretnemo

U jednom od onih dana kada ćeš sa  mužem i vašom prelepom decom

Šetati nekim od parkova u Beogradu

Ili ćemo se naprosto pozdraviti u restoranu

Preko rubova čaše i napola pojedenih, već ohlađenih bifteka

I neka sam proklet ako mi i tada ne zastane zalogaj u grlu

Neka sam proklet ako i tada, kroz tih deset godina naših života

Ti ne budeš onaj nemir koji se provlači kroz sva godišnja doba

Ono trzanje izlizanih žica violine u stomaku po kojima gudalo života lagano klizi

Najtanji zvuk koji dopire do uha i tera stopala da plešu neki sasvim čuidan ples

Što je paradoks, jer, kao što znaš, ja ne umem da plešem

Ali kad tebe vidim, kada mi se oči sudare sa tvojim osmehom

Postajem poput  Freda Astera

Jer, ti si uvek bila ta Džindžer Rodžers koja me vodi

I koja zna kuda se treba kretati da bi se nekuda stiglo

Samo te ja trezan suviše pasivno pratim

Puštam te godinama da ideš sve dalje i dalje

Znaš, Zemlji je potreban jedan dan da se okrene

A meni ni hiljadu godina života da se ka tebi pokrenem,

Zato i znam da će jednoga dana sve biti sušta suprotnost mojim željama,

Bićeš nečija žena i majka,

Uveče ćeš voziti klince na časove klavira ili na plivanje

Spremati večeru sa čašom vina u ruci

Govoriti mu da morate da pazite na vreme, jer klinci samo što nisu došli

Da te pusti, a nećeš želeti da te pusti

Uzimaćete se na podu kuhinje, na stolu, na prozoru

Na leđima ćeš imati urazene tragove njegovih šaka

Lokne tvoje kose će leteti kroz prostor i vreme kao najlepša zastava koju je svet ikada video

Dahom ćete pokrenuti košavu koju niko sem mene neće osetiti

Ona će i tada, za deset godina od danas naći put do moje košulje

I svom silinom krenuti da tuče po mojim rebrima mučki

Kao i uvek kada se setim koliko te nikada nisam imao i koliko te možda nikada neću imati,

Nemam ja velikih želja, to je oduvek opšte poznata stvar

Jedan stan na zadnjem spratu neke stare zgrade,

Fotelju presvučenu čojom, biblioteku pročitanih knjiga, zelenu lampu za čitanje, makar jednu sliku Mome Kapora,

Krem mantil, dvadeset šešira za sva godišnja doba

Jednu kutiju od dvreta višnje za duvan ili cigarete

Prihode dovoljne da se makar jednom u tri meseca ode do nekuda na dva dana,

Tebi i makar jedno od dva deteta koje će ličiti na tebe,

Eto, vidiš i sama da su to sve neke male i skromne želje

Ali kao i uvek problem je uvek do mene

Nikako ruka da mi mesto reči ka tebi krene,

Zato i kažem da ćeš jednom sasvim izvesno biti tuđa žena i majka

Pošto te ja tako divno i veličanstveno ne umem imati nigde drugde osim u rečima

U strofama, u pijanim ispovestima tamo negde pred zoru kada sam ispran i pročišćen,

A to je već puka umetnost, apstrakcija, totalno nebitna stvar za neke ikada moguće nas.

—  Svetozar Rajčetić
Nešto o nedeljama

Nedelje. Baka često ume da kaže da su nedelje teške koliko su česte, a obično je mislila na nedelje kao na praznike. Vremenom, uvideo sam da su bakine reči istinite ali samo u drugačijem smislu. Već mesecima, da ne kažem godinama, ne volim nedelje. Dajte mi tri ponedeljka samo ne nedelju. Nekako su mi tužne, usamljene i daleke. Hladne su mi, ne prijaju mi. Nedeljom se ne osećam okej, nedeljom ne živim. Nedelje su za kišu, krevet, knjigu, čaj, za the xx, za ljubav, za šaputave razgovore, za nežne poljupce, za prste koji klize po koži od ključnih kostiju do kukova. Nedelje su za biti sa dragim ljudima, za džempere, za odmore, za piknike, za posmatrati sunce i kose prolaznika kako se mrse na vetru. Nedelje su za biti u zagrljaju, biti u ljubavi, biti kod kuće, biti ono što jesi u svoja četiri zida bez šminke, sjaja i maske. Nedelje su ono što nikada nisam imao u pravom obliku.

Moje nedelje su bile dani kada raspremam sobu, pomažem mami da sredi kuću, okači zavese, opere prozore, istušira cveće, presloži garderober. Nedelje su mi bile dani kada svi moramo sesti za sto jer majka ne planira da postavlja svakom posebno, nedelje su nadi kada se gledala najnovija serija na RTSu. I sve to me je činilo tužnim.

Nedelje su mi bili dani kojih sam se plašio, izbegavao ih, koje ne spominjem. Nedelje su izgubile na vrednosti, jer svi pričaju o porodičnim ručkovima, odmoru i druženju sa prijateljima, ali ko to zaista radi? Ko nedeljom ima vremena da odmara i uživa?

Hoću da imam ponovo osam godina i da majka bude stalno kod kuće sa bratom i sa mnom i da nam sprema krofne ili palačinke, da čekamo osam sati da gledamo seriju dok nam ona čisti jabuke od kojih nas posle boli stomak jer smo ih pojeli dosta. Hoću da opet nedelje kada mogu da odem kod bake da jedem kačamak sa kajmakom za doručak. Hoću da imam svu slobodu ovog sveta i da mi najveći problem bude kako da izbegnem mamino pridikovanje jer sam se opet isprljao dok sam se igrao sa drugom decom u šumi. Hoću da ponovo imam osam godina i da me niko ne gleda čudno jer čitam bajke kao što su Pepeljuga, Ivica i Marica, Snežana i sedam patuljaka, a da me niko ne gleda čudno ili se ne pita da ih nisam malo prerastao. Hoću da ponovo imam osam godina i da se krijem ispod stola na stolicama od gostiju. Hoću da ponovo mogu da spavam u fotelji, hoću da imam vremena da se igram sa kockicama i pravim kuće u kojima bih voleo da živim jednog dana. Hoću da vozim autiće, hoću da mi tata donosi kinder jaje sa posla svakog dana, hoću da ponovo učim da vozim biciklu i da drljam kolena i smejem se tome. Hoću ponovo taj osećaj novostečene slobode kad naučim da vozim biciklu. Hoću ponovo taj osećaj beskonačne slobode kad prvi put uspem da vozim biciklu bez ruku. Hoću da nedeljom sunce greje duže a svet izgleda lepše, hoću da nedeljom obilazimo rođake. Hoću da nedeljom igram karte sa roditeljima, hoću da spavam u autu na naslonu dok se vraćamo kasno od rođaka. Hoću da se plazim sa zadnjeg sedišta ljudima koji su u autu iza našeg. Hoću da plašim kokoške kod bake na selu, hoću da bacam mačku ispred psa i smejem se njenom nakostrešenom izgledu. Hoću da ponovo budem mali i svet mi nije gomila obaveza. Hoću da budem srećan kao što sam i onda bio. Takve nedelje hoću. Takve dane generalno hoću. Hoću nedelje svakim danom, nedelje kao dane kada se širi ljubav i sve postaje lepše.

A Full List of The KND codes to Put into Rainbow Monkey
Including The response
"key"       : "numbuh 0","response"  : "unknown"
},
{ 
"key"       : "numbuh 1",
"response"  : "trial pending"
},
{ 
"key"       : "numbuh 2",
"response"  : "planetary decom pending"
},
{ 
"key"       : "numbuh 3",
"response"  : "planetary decom pending"
},
{ 
"key"       : "numbuh 4",
"response"  : "planetary decom pending"
},
{ 
"key"       : "numbuh 5",
"response"  : "planetary decom pending"
},
{ 
"key"       : "numbuh 274",
"response"  : "captured"
},
{ 
"key"       : "numbuh 362",
"response"  : "fugitive: search underway"
},
{ 
"key"       : "numbuh 13",
"response"  : "seriously?"
},
{ 
"key"       : "numbuh 86",
"response"  : "ease up, girl"
},
{ 
"key"       : "numbuh 12",
"response"  : "traitor"
},
{ 
"key"       : "numbuh t",
"response"  : "currently seeking justice"
},
{ 
"key"       : "numbuh infinity",
"response"  : "earth missioned completed"
},
{ 
"key"       : "numbuh 11ty billion",
"response"  : "temporarily recommissioned"
},
{ 
"key"       : "numbuh eleventy billion",
"response"  : "temporarily recommissioned"
},
{ 
"key"       : "numbuh 9 numbuh 9 numbuh 9",
"response"  : "planetary decom pending"
},
{ 
"key"       : "numbuh 60",
"response"  : "fugitive: presumed dangerous"
},
{ 
"key"       : "numbuh 10",
"response"  : "hawt"
},
{ 
"key"       : "numbuh 11",
"response"  : "captured"
},
{ 
"key"       : "numbuh 6",
"response"  : "presumed smelly"
},
{ 
"key"       : "numbuh 19th century",
"response"  : "needs to get with the times"
},
{ 
"key"       : "numbuh 74.239",
"response"  : "earth mission completed"
},
{ 
"key"       : "numbuh 101",
"response"  : "fanboy"
},
{ 
"key"       : "numbuh 275",
"response"  : "awesome"
},
{ 
"key"       : "numbuh 440",
"response"  : "decommissioning questionable"
},
{ 
"key"       : "numbuh 363",
"response"  : "creep"
},
{ 
"key"       : "numbuh VO5",
"response"  : "great hair"
},
{ 
"key"       : "mr. warburton",
"response"  : "dork"
},
{ 
"key"       : "mr warburton",
"response"  : "dork"
},
{ 
"key"       : "delightful children from down the lane",
"response"  : "classified"
},
{ 
"key"       : "numbuh 9",
"response"  : "highly dangerous"
},
{ 
"key"       : "numbuh .5",
"response"  : "real name: constance"
},
{ 
"key"       : "numbuh .4",
"response"  : "delightfulized"
},
{ 
"key"       : "numbuh .3",
"response"  : "delightfulized"
},
{ 
"key"       : "numbuh .2",
"response"  : "delightfulized"
},
{ 
"key"       : "numbuh .1",
"response"  : "delightfulized"
},
{ 
"key"       : "numbuh $1.50 an hour",
"response"  : "the g:knd hates lawyers"
},
{ 
"key"       : "numbuh 20/20",
"response"  : "needs new glasses"
},
{ 
"key"       : "numbuh one love",
"response"  : "irie, mon"
},
{ 
"key"       : "numbuh 85",
"response"  : "still has a bad haircut"
},
{ 
"key"       : "father",
"response"  : "DANGER DANGER DANGER"
},
{ 
"key"       : "numbuhless",
"response"  : "decommissioning questionable"
},
{ 
"key"       : "numbuh 999",
"response"  : "unknown"
},
{ 
"key"       : "numbuh 8675309",
"response"  : "rockin'"
},
{ 
"key"       : "numbuh 30C",
"response"  : "brrrrrrrrrrr"
},
{ 
"key"       : "numbuh 44a",
"response"  : "twin planetary decom pending"
},
{ 
"key"       : "numbuh 44b",
"response"  : "twin planetary decom pending"
},
{ 
"key"       : "numbuh 48 flavors",
"response"  : "delicious"
},
{ 
"key"       : "lizzie devine",
"response"  : "earth mission complete"
},
{ 
"key"       : "numbuh aleph zero",
"response"  : "://error-- <hack> del--"
},
{ 
"key"       : "numbuh 84",
"response"  : "cool"
},
{ 
"key"       : "numbuh 83",
"response"  : "do not make mad"
},
{ 
"key"       : "numbuh 100",
"response"  : "decommissioned"
},
{ 
"key"       : "cartoon network",
"response"  : "needs the g:knd"
},
{ 
"key"       : "rainbow monkeys",
"response"  : "oh, so very round and sooper chunky"
},
{ 
"key"       : "count spankulot",
"response"  : "earth villain rating: ouch"
},
{ 
"key"       : "numbuh 10 speed",
"response"  : "undergoing testing"
},
{ 
"key"       : "numbuh 35",
"response"  : "planetary decom pending"
},
{ 
"key"       : "numbuh 65.3",
"response"  : "like SO annoying"
},
{ 
"key"       : "numbuh 20,000",
"response"  : "that kid is nuts"
},
{ 
"key"       : "numbuh 20000",
"response"  : "that kid is nuts"
},
{ 
"key"       : "numbuh ezekiel",
"response"  : "at treehouse raising"
},
{ 
"key"       : "numbuh rebecca",
"response"  : "currently churning butter"
},
{ 
"key"       : "numbuh jebediah",
"response"  : "hiding videogames under his bed"
},
{ 
"key"       : "the steve",
"response"  : "cool... yet dangerous"
},
{ 
"key"       : "mr. boss",
"response"  : "earth villain rating: bossy"
},
{ 
"key"       : "toiletnator",
"response"  : "like, what-EVER"
},
{ 
"key"       : "stickybeard",
"response"  : "earth villain rating: saccharine"
},
{ 
"key"       : "knightbrace",
"response"  : "earth villain rating: cavity prone"
},
{ 
"key"       : "common cold",
"response"  : "earth villain rating: gross"
},
{ 
"key"       : "gramma stuffum",
"response"  : "earth villain rating: putrid"
},
{ 
"key"       : "crazy old cat lady",
"response"  : "earth villain rating: smells like cat pee"
},
{ 
"key"       : "mr. wink",
"response"  : "earth villain rating: creepy"
},
{ 
"key"       : "mr. fibb",
"response"  : "earth villain rating: creepy x2"
},
{ 
"key"       : "mr. fizz",
"response"  : "earth villain rating: sodaholic"
},
{ 
"key"       : "chester",
"response"  : "earth villain rating: money hungry"
},
{ 
"key"       : "cuppa joe",
"response"  : "earth villain rating: caffeinated"
},
{ 
"key"       : "miss goodwall",
"response"  : "earth villain rating: n/a"
},
{ 
"key"       : "mr. mogul",
"response"  : "earth villain rating: bumbling"
},
{ 
"key"       : "nurse claiborne",
"response"  : "earth villain rating: devious"
},
{
"key"       : "ghost ship",
"response"  : "totally real"
},
{ 
"key"       : "potty mouth",
"response"  : "earth villain rating: %$@&*@!"
},
{ 
"key"       : "professor xxxl",
"response"  : "earth villain rating: ridiculuth"
},
{ 
"key"       : "robin food",
"response"  : "earth villain rating: hammy"
},
{ 
"key"       : "soccer mom",
"response"  : "earth villain rating: kicky"
},
{ 
"key"       : "the great puttinksi",
"response"  : "earth villain rating: par"
},
{ 
"key"       : "mushi sanban",
"response"  : "that kid is nuts"
},
{ 
"key"       : "KND",
"response"  : "rules"
},
{ 
"key"       : "kids next door",
"response"  : "rules"
},
{ 
"key"       : "adulthood",
"response"  : "must be cured"
},
{ 
"key"       : "adults",
"response"  : "are a dangerous disease"
},
{ 
"key"       : "mo willems",
"response"  : "must not drive the bus"
},
{ 
"key"       : "grown ups",
"response"  : "must be cured"
},
{ 
"key"       : "g:knd",
"response"  : "rules the universe"
},
{ 
"key"       : "teenagers",
"response"  : "must be cured"
},
{ 
"key"       : "teens",
"response"  : "must be cured"
},
{ 
"key"       : "curious pictures",
"response"  : "decommissioned"
},
{ 
"key"       : "ben diskin",
"response"  : "temporarily recommissioned"
},
{ 
"key"       : "cree summer",
"response"  : "temporarily recommissioned"
},
{ 
"key"       : "dee bradley baker",
"response"  : "voice decommissioned"
},
{ 
"key"       : "lauren tom",
"response"  : "voice decommissioned"
},
{ 
"key"       : "guy moore",
"response"  : "storyboard mission classified"
},
{ 
"key"       : "dave wittenberg",
"response"  : "temporarily recommissioned"
},
{ 
"key"       : "jason harris",
"response"  : "temporarily recommissioned"
},
{ 
"key"       : "jennifer hale",
"response"  : "temporarily recommissioned"
},
{ 
"key"       : "lou esposito",
"response"  : "SFX mission classified"
},
{ 
"key"       : "dave courter",
"response"  : "editing mission classified"
},
{ 
"key"       : "rob eberhardt",
"response"  : "web design mission classified"
},
{ 
"key"       : "steve rucker",
"response"  : "musical mission classified"
},
{ 
"key"       : "david guerrero",
"response"  : "audio mission classified"
},
{ 
"key"       : "fuck",
"response"  : "you watch your mouth"
},
{ 
"key"       : "fuck you",
"response"  : "you watch your mouth"
},
{ 
"key"       : "shit",
"response"  : "you’re not very nice"
},
{ 
"key"       : "penis",
"response"  : "what? why-- ew GROSS!"
},
{ 
"key"       : "splinter cell",
"response"  : "there is no splinter cell"
The new G:KND typing thing on the Rainbowmonkeys.com website

First you need to click the button, then click on the center nose of the rainbowmonkey. There will be a text input box.

Type in things I have found:

G:KND = rules the universe
Adults = are a dangerous disease
Teenagers = must be cured

Delightful Children from Down the Lane = classified
Father = DANGER DANGER DANGER
Mr. Boss = earth villain rating: bossy
Toiletnator = like, what-EVER
Stickybeard = earth villain rating: saccharine
Knightbrace = earth villain rating: cavity prone
Common Cold = earth villain rating: gross
Count Spankulot = earth villain rating: ouch
Gramma Stuffum = earth villain rating: putrid
Crazy Old Cat Lady = earth villain rating: smells like cat pee
Mr. Wink & Mr. Fibb = creepy| creepy x2
Mr. Fizz = earth villain rating: sodaholic
Cuppa Joe = earth villain rating: caffeinated
Chester = earth villain rating: money hungry
Miss Goodwall = earth villain rating: n/a
Mr. Mogul = earth villain rating: bumbling
Nurse Claiborne = earth villain rating: devious
Potty Mouth = earth villain rating: %$@&*@!
Robin Food = earth villain rating: hammy
Soccer Mom = earth villain rating: kicky

Numbah One = trial pending
Numbah Two = planetary decom pending
Numbah Three = planetary decom pending
Numbah Four = planetary decom pending
Numbah Five = planetary decom pending
Numbah Six = presumed smelly
Numbah Zero = Unknown
Numbah Nine = highly dangerous
Numbah Ten = hawt (???)
Numbah 11= captured
Numbah 12 = traitor
Numbah 13 = seriously?
Numbuh 60 = fugitive: presumed dangerous
Numbah 65.3 = like, so annoying
Numbah 86 = ease up, girl
Numbah 362 = fugitive: search underway
Numbah 363 = creep
Numbah Eleventy Billion = temporarily recommissioned

AU where Hartley come out as gay at young age, around 11-12 maybe. His parents try to “fix him”, but quickly give up and just throw him out of family completely.

And Harrison Wells and his wife Tess Morgan (who already have dauther, Jessie) decide to adopt young genius. So Hartley decome part of Wells family.

And few years after Tess dies, and Harrison becomes single-father. He dosen’t really know how to raise kids but he tries. He is really overprotective over his beloved kids.

Years later, present days. Hartley work with his adoptive father in S.T.A.R. Labs. And then Cisco appers. Hartley don’t like him (cause Cisco is too childish), and Cisco just thinks that Hartley works here not because he is smart, but because his dad is Harrison Wells. But after some time working together they become some sort of friends.

Jessie constantly taunts Hartley about Cisco. Like “Hart, admit it, he is perfect for you, you love him”, and Hartley like “No, you are completely wrong”, and Jessie like “So it’s okay, if I’ll try to date him” and Hartley is fucking speechless because NO IT’S NOT OKAY HE IS MINE FUCK I CAN’T TELL HER THAT FUCK.

And also here overprotective papa Wells, who is like MR.RAMON IF YOU EVEN TRY TO FLIRT WITH MY KIDS I’LL KILL YOU. AND IT WILL BE VERY PAINFULL DEATH.

But Hartley and Cisco starts dating anyway.

PLS I NEED FIC ABOUT THIS PLS

RAINBOWMONKEYS.COM HAS BEEN UPDATED

It includes Grey DesLisle Dee Bradley Baker and Lauren Tom as Emergency recommissioned.

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"key"       : "numbuh 6",
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"key"       : "father",
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"key"       : "numbuh 8675309",
"response"  : "rockin'"
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"key"       : "numbuh 30C",
"response"  : "brrrrrrrrrrr"
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"key"       : "numbuh 44a",
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"key"       : "numbuh 48 flavors",
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"key"       : "lizzie devine",
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"key"       : "numbuh 84",
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"key"       : "numbuh 83",
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"key"       : "cartoon network",
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"key"       : "the steve",
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"key"       : "chester",
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"key"       : "cuppa joe",
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"key"       : "miss goodwall",
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"key"       : "mr. mogul",
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"key"       : "robin food",
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"key"       : "soccer mom",
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"key"       : "the great puttinksi",
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"key"       : "mushi sanban",
"response"  : "that kid is nuts"
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"key"       : "KND",
"response"  : "rules"
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"key"       : "kids next door",
"response"  : "rules"
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"key"       : "adulthood",
"response"  : "must be cured"
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"key"       : "adults",
"response"  : "are a dangerous disease"
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"key"       : "mo willems",
"response"  : "must not drive the bus"
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"key"       : "grown ups",
"response"  : "must be cured"
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"key"       : "g:knd",
"response"  : "rules the universe"
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"key"       : "teenagers",
"response"  : "must be cured"
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"key"       : "teens",
"response"  : "must be cured"
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"key"       : "curious pictures",
"response"  : "decommissioned"
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"key"       : "ben diskin",
"response"  : "temporarily recommissioned"
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"key"       : "cree summer",
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"key"       : "dee bradley baker",
"response"  : "emergency recommissioned"
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"key"       : "lauren tom",
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"key"       : "guy moore",
"response"  : "storyboard mission classified"
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"key"       : "dave wittenberg",
"response"  : "temporarily recommissioned"
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"key"       : "jason harris",
"response"  : "temporarily recommissioned"
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"key"       : "jennifer hale",
"response"  : "temporarily recommissioned"
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"key"       : "lou esposito",
"response"  : "SFX mission classified"
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"key"       : "dave courter",
"response"  : "editing mission classified"
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{ 
"key"       : "rob eberhardt",
"response"  : "web design mission classified"
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{ 
"key"       : "steve rucker",
"response"  : "musical mission classified"
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{ 
"key"       : "david guerrero",
"response"  : "audio mission classified"
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{ 
"key"       : "fuck",
"response"  : "you watch your mouth"
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"key"       : "fuck you",
"response"  : "you watch your mouth"
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"key"       : "shit",
"response"  : "you’re not very nice"
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"key"       : "penis",
"response"  : "what? why-- ew GROSS!"
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"key"       : "splinter cell",
"response"  : "there is no splinter cell"
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      "key"       : "morbidcrab",
      "response"  : "why you gotta did that?"
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      "key"       : "grey delisle",
      "response"  : "emergency recommissioned"
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      "key"       : "earth",
      "response"  : "leave now"
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      "key"       : "tumblr",
      "response"  : "recommission everyone"
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      "key"       : "facebook",
      "response"  : "recommission everyone"
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      "key"       : "numbuh nine lives",
      "response"  : "meow"
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      "key"       : "twitter",
      "response"  : "recommission everyone"
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      "key"       : "youtube",
      "response"  : "spread the word"
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