PROBABILITY DRIVE ENGINE PROBE ATORIUM BLERG BLOTH AND BEYOND USED THATENS* HALF PRICE
(red text) SPECIMEN HAS ESCAPED IS CHANGING FORMS
Note that this is not coded in Ford’s usual sub cipher, but in Bill’s (the one he used in Dipper and Mabel’s Guide).
*: ‘thatens’ might be a misspelling of ‘thetans’, a term in Scientology meaning ‘the immortal being which lives in and handles the individual’s body’. The ‘human soul’ essentially. Any thoughts or additional info would be appreciated!