so after work I go to the lake, because if you’re gonna have the TVA all up in your business you may as well get something out of it,

and I buy a most excellent hard cider and because it’s a gas station by the lake, they know exactly what you’re going to deny doing with it and it goes in this paper bag onesie

it is an inalienable truth that a woman on a deckboat holding a can in a paper bag is drinking an alcohol. a painfully heterosexual bro drinking a diet mountain dew wouldn’t put it in a paper bag.

but it is important to maintain appearances (and have a life jacket for every person on the boat)