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It’s blocked

It’s chalked

It’s clocked

It’s crocked

It’s docked

It’s flocked

It’s gawked

It’s jocked

It’s knocked

It’s mocked

Ist nacht

It’s oct

It’s rocked

It’s shocked

It’s smocked

It’s socked

It’s squawked

It’s stalked

It’s stocked

It’s talked

It’s walked

It’s Xoc’ed

real life DDI

I went to the lake today for a couple hours and every time I go I’m reminded of DDI

maybe if I skip enough rocks I’ll release a bottle with a message from Hilda! and then find a piece of driftwood and then get yelled at by an old sexist baby boomer who hates the environment. 

you win some you lose some I guess

me: this is so faded you can barely read it maybe if I get onto this rock I can see the writing better–


me: –nope nope nope get off the rock get off the rock get off the rock

a secret pool! maybe if I reach in I’ll find a clue

or more possibly I’ll contract a terrible disease

ah, the dangers of sleuthing

the remains of a fence? a fortress? a shipwreck? the top of a house that once existed in atlantis?

*joanna riggs voice* wHo KnOwS?

a buoy that could possibly be a key component to an elaborate puzzle left by an eccentric isolated old lady (featuring downtown chicago in the background)

anyway this has been a real life DDI adventure 

thank u all for reading

Every Nancy Drew game suspect ranked from worst to best.

Methodology: All rankings are personal taste. I only included characters that both had character models and were presented as suspects during the course of the narrative. Obviously, spoilers for every game.

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So I recently visited the Royal Ontario Museum in Toronto and they had a special exhibit on blue whales. It literally felt like visiting Whale World. They had a section where you could listen to different Whale noises and they had a game where you have to dive under water and eat fish and go up to get oxygen to survive. The game was harder than the one from DDI though and I gave up after one try.