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to do list: gently damage benedict cumberbatch's motorcycle
  • me: I'm going to need some information for insurance policies..
  • Benedict: okay
  • me: for example, your personal number.
  • Benedict: okay
  • me: your address
  • Benedict: ...this sounds sketch-
  • me: your personal schedule
  • Benedict: ...
  • me: for insurance purposes you know
  • Benedict:
  • me: and feel free to set an extra place at the dinner table
  • Benedict:
  • me: for insurance purposes you know
  • Benedict:
  • me: and an extra pillow in your bed
  • Benedict: someone please get this person away from me
  • me: ALSO SIGN THIS MARRIAGE CERTIFICATE. FOR INSURANCE PURPOSES
  • Benedict: okay security
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Benedict Cumberbatch: New Jaguar commercial voiceover

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