That Life and Death comic was fucked me up too. And of course my brain had to whisper "What if Hannibal is Life and Will is Death? Hannibal kills things because he's an impatient bastard who wants his gifts to arrive faster. Will prefers things to be alive because he thinks they are more beautiful. The tension between them is high." Evidently, everything is Hannigram AU and incredibly fucked up.
This may be the weirdest thing I’ve ever written, but (possibly?) in a good way.