Black☆Star: Wait for it, wait for it. 8:01. Maka is officially late for the first time ever.
Black☆Star: Alright, let’s do this. Who’s got theories?
Kid: Her alarm didn’t go off.
Black☆Star: All three alarms, all with battery backups? Come on, who wants to take this seriously?
Patty: Ooh! She was kidnapped in her sleep!
Black☆Star: That’s what I’m talking about. Pretty dark, Patty, but way more plausible than Kid’s idiotic alarm clock theory.
Liz: I bet she tucked herself in her bed too tight and got stuck.