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Given that the Quebec shooter was a right-wing, Trump-loving, pro-Israeli, anti-immigration, white-nationalist, anti-feminist lunatic [somewhat similar to Anders Breivik, Kyle Aaron Huff, Rusty Houser, Marc Lepine, Elliot Rodger, Craig Hicks, Jerad Miller, Robert Dear, Frazier Miller, Dylan Roof, Wade Michael Page, David Pedersen, James Brunn, Shawna Forde, Albert Gaxiola, Jason Bush, Keith Luke, Richard Poplawski, to name just a few] acting out his political views, I propose a ban and extreme vetting until we figure out what’s going on with these crazy white folk. They all seem to have their skin color in common, so we’ll base it on that, and some of the vetting questions can be “do you agree with Trump’s ban”, “why did we invade Iraq”, and “do you ever think about/fantasize walking into a school or theater or mosque or planned parenthood and murdering everyone you see or those who spurned your sexual advances?”

I mean honestly, it seems that a lot of this could have been prevented by asking these folk that last question alone, but hey, what do I know.