dear queue

  • Evan: Bad News - Cynthia locked the keys inside the building.
  • Evan: Good News - We didn’t have to wait around for a locksmith.
  • Evan: Bad News - Cynthia finds it very concerning that I know how to pick locks, and tried to unlock my Tragic Backstory™. I was too embarrassed to admit that the reason I learned was because, at thirteen, I figured that was the kind of skill that would impress cute boys.
  • Evan: Good News - A cute boy saw me do it.
  • Evan: Bad News - It was Connor, and since he’s already seen me fall out of several trees, cry because I saw a fawn that was just too damn small, and knows I can ride a unicycle, he’ll never think I’m cool no matter what I do. It’s too late. He knows

I know we all talk about Ben Platt’s beautiful singing voice but can we talk about his regular talking voice??? he could literally be reading a dictionary out loud and I’d still be interested because of how nice his voice sounds

  • Connor: i love the fact that like… if you wanted to you could throw a chair… stool…. lamp… medium sized houseplant… even a lightweight table…. theres nothing physically stopping you from throwing furniture around, only social constructs and your own cowardice.
  • Evan: Don’t! Hurt! Your! Plants! They love and trust you all they are doing is being cute and green and making oxygen for your sorry ass to breathe
  • Connor: they dont “love” me or “trust” me. they know im a bastard and i know they are too and both of us are fully prepared for the day one of us kills the other

anonymous asked:

Okay, but does everyone forget Evan is suicidal too? Cause like, he tried to commit suicide but just got a broken arm. And I know it doesn't pop up much else in the musical, but that's something that I've been thinking about. Because Evan was so depressed, that someone thought his note was a suicide note. That it could be put, as a suicide note. that just makes me really sad for Evan.