dear joh

anonymous asked:

Sherlock, have you read/seen any Johnlock fan fiction? If so, what are your thoughts??

Johnlock? What on earth is a joh… Oh dear god, is that supposed to be one of those names people make up for ‘famous’ couples like john explained to me the other day? Just because I don’t know who Justin Bieber is, doesn’t mean I need to know everything about him and his love life. Jelena, who even cares? Idiots…

No, I haven’t actually. I can barely stand reading what John writes on his blog about me and the cases we work on, let alone a romantic story someone wrote about the two of us. Ridiculous.

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