dear god what is going on

@viridian99 replied to your post “OLD FART OTOME NIGHT”

Lol…haven’t learnt ur lesson?? I wrote a warning on that tag fufufufu

FUFUFUFUFUFUFUFUFU, MY ASS.

You have to open the post first to see the warning, because at least on my phone the preview of the tag that shows up in my notifications is really small and doesn’t give a lot away. So I’m logging in and humming a good ol’ tune and going, “Oh man what a BEAUTIFUL day, wonder what my dear sister wife has tagged me in now?”

………….. OH HOLY MOTHER OF SHIT DID ANYONE SEE THAT!!!?!?

Then I scroll down and see your warning. 😑

@cottonballwithmustache You are so right. I don’t even know why I cried out for help. In the moment my soul was crying too many tears, so your name came up Mina. I associate you with level-headedness, serenity and temperance…… HAHAHAHAHA. I don’t know why I think that. Gimme some of those tacos, please. 

The Signs as Quotes from the Movie "Heathers"
  • Aries: It's not very subtle, but neither's blowing up a whole school, now is it?
  • Taurus: "You look like hell." "Yeah? I just got back."
  • Gemini: This isn't just a spoke in my menstrual cycle.
  • Cancer: Our love is God. Let's go get a slushie.
  • Leo: Dear Diary, my teen angst bullshit has a body count.
  • Virgo: If you were happy every day of your life, you wouldn't be human; you'd be a game show host.
  • Libra: I love my dead gay son.
  • Scorpio: Fuck me gently with a chainsaw.
  • Sagittarius: Did you have a brain tumor for breakfast?
  • Capricorn: I say we just grow up, be adults, and die.
  • Aquarius: Why are you pulling my dick?
  • Pisces: Chaos is great. Chaos is what killed the dinosaurs, darling.
The signs as out of context quotes from my teachers/professors
  • ARIES: I said you could chew gum, but not if you're going to chew it like a cow. SPIT IT OUT.
  • TAURUS: I'm losing faith in you, George.
  • GEMINI: *sings* Bitching and moaning, bitching and moaning.
  • CANCER: I'm supposed to go out and PROCURE cookies?? WHAT??
  • LEO: OH! OH, OH. BEIGE.
  • VIRGO: Here's a very common quick and dirty way to ask a multiple choice question.
  • LIBRA: I don't care about 98% of things.
  • SCORPIO: This meme from the interwebs.
  • SAGITTARIUS: I would use all sorts of swear words in front of my students. Especially the f word! Love that one!
  • CAPRICORN: I should stop drinking before noon.
  • AQUARIUS: Oh dear god, that man is always shirtless!
  • PISCES: This is why I need aspirin after this group.

Jefferson: So what I believe you are trying to say, is “thank you”.

Hamilton: “Thank you”?!

Jefferson: You’re welcome!

Hamilton: N-no that’s not what– i mean, why would I ever say–

Jefferson: I know it’s a lot. The hair, the bod..

Hamilton: oh my god

biracial kid problems

- not looking like either of ur parents

- ”oh, you look (other race)”

- ”is that your mom or is some woman kidnapping you?”

- not being able to fit in to either side of the family

- “but mixed babies are so cute!!”

- “where are you from?”

- people trying to guess ur race

- people speaking languages to u that you don’t know because they assume ur race

- oh dear god what box do I check

Biracial kid perks

- you’re beautiful!

- having two cultures to learn about/love

- having friends of all races

- cultural fluidity 

- being totally unique! go you!

learn to love your mixed self!

With regards Prompto’s barcode...

This post got me thinking… did Prompto always have it covered? For some reason I always figured it was underneath the skin no idea why. The answer is: Yes.

I always found it strange that he had wristbands over his gloves, but I just chalked it down to typical FF design albeit modernised.

So I was talking to a friend about this and we were discussing if he had wore it as a child.

Yep.

Even when he’s washing Pryna.

And going to bed.

Even before facing Noctis, he fixes his armband and squeezes to make sure nothing is shown. (At first I thought it was just a little ritual he does to boost his confidence - like when someone snaps a rubber band on their wrist as a good luck charm.)

Dear god… Poor Prompto. What was just a small thing before now makes so much sense and means so much more. Not only was he conscious about his weight but he was agonising over his past being revealed and his identity made known. Fuck.  

…I need to hug my chocobo baby… ;_______;  

He went out, not knowing where he was going. — Hebrews 11:8Faith never knows where it is being led, but it loves and knows the One Who is leading. Abraham, when he was asked to leave the familiar and go to the unknown, he obeyed. He knew he was safe with the One he trusted. He knew His God enough to entrust his dreams, his entire future, his household, and everything he held dear in His hands. You may not understand what God is doing right now in your life. But you will later. It will all make sense someday. Are you willing to trust God for your future? Will you obey Him?

the second task

The second task of the Triwizard Tournament as seen by Lily and James


Lily: He is going to sleep through the bloody task.

James: Not if Dobby wakes him up first.

Lily: What difference does it make if he can’t survive one hour under the water?

James: Apparently Dobby thinks he can.

Lily: How?

James: I don’t care to be honest, he just does. 

Lily: What the hell is a Wheezy?

James: I think he means Weasley.

Lily: Oh dear god, they hid Ron under the lake. What happens after one hour? The song was perfectly clear–

James: Don’t be ridiculous, Dumbledore wouldn’t let them drown.

Lily: Are you sure?

James: *suspiciously* Yeah?

Lily: Thank heavens, Dobby brought Gillyweed.

James: It looks disgusting.

Lily: Very but it will give him fish-like traits, he will be able to stay under the water. But how the hell Dobby knew about this?

James: Yet again, I don’t care. Oh look, he heard it in the staff room, don’t fret it. 

The task starts and Harry takes the Gillyweed.

Lily: Told you it would work.

James: Have you, uh, ever met merpeople?

Lily: No.

James: Yes I can tell. They are not the friendliest of creatures.

Lily: Great. Brilliant. He is going to die.

James: Okay maybe you should stay a bit more positive.

Moaning Myrtle comes out of nowhere and points Harry in the right direction.

Lily: I think Myrtle is in love with Harry.

James: *to himself* She has a type then.

Lily: What?

James: Nothing.

Lily: Ew, they look so scary. I wonder who they took for the other champions.

James: Well, look no further. Is this some kind of a joke? They took Ron, Hermione and Cho. I bet he’ll try to save all of them.

Lily: *smiling* Yeah, probably. He takes after you.

Harry takes Ron and tries to save Hermione, too.

James: Called it!

Lily: He will get hurt while trying to save everything and everyone.

James: A true Gryffindor and a Potter, unnecessary bravery and the need to save everything.

Lily: Oh finally Cedric arrived. Why isn’t Harry going to the surface?

James: Just in case Krum and Fleur don’t come.

Lily: He took the song way too literally.

James: What the fuck did Krum do to himself?

Lily: A really bad transfiguration attempt.

James: *cockily* Amateur.

Lily: I don’t think Fleur is coming.

James: Fucking hell. Just go up Harry.

Lily: He is threatening the merpeople. Marvellous.

James: Oh, yeah, he really shouldn’t do that.

Lily: They are letting him save her?

James: *shocked* They are. But he will come in last. 

Lily: I don’t care. His heart is too pure for the life he is living.

James: The effect of Gillyweed is wearing off, he will drown.

Lily: Come on baby, come on a little bit more.

James: Harry, come on son. Yes!

Lily: *breathing again* I think I died again.

James: *angrily* Too soon.

Lily: It’s been thirteen years.

James: Still, too soon.

Points are being announced.

Lily: Cedric got 47, well he came in first so that makes sense.

James: I can’t believe they gave Krum 40. That fuck up of a transfiguration didn’t deserve anything.

Lily: He saved Hermione nevertheless, don’t be so bitter.

James: I’m not bitter

Lily: They gave him 45 POINTS for moral fibre. Merpeople talked to the judges. 

James: What the hell? How does each and every magical creature love this kid?

Lily: Who cares? He is tied in first place with Cedric.

James: *excitedly* He is! Isn’t he? Youngest wizard to win the Triwizard Tournament, I tell you. 

Lily: Like he needs anymore legacy.

James: Well he doesn’t but shit happens.

Lily: I need to mentally prepare myself for the third task Jamie.

James: I mean I don’t think the third task can be worse then the Hungarian Horntail.

Lily: You are talking way too early again.

James: Fucking– I take it back, okay? I take it back.

What if we give Ouryuu the benefit of the doubt
  • Ouryuu: Perfect! Since you can hear the voice of the gods, we can send you instructions this way! Oh... oh wait... oh dear... seems you can only be a warrior or a priest, not both... sorry, I didn't read the rule book.
  • Ouryuu: It's fine, Zeno! You can go out and join your brothers any time you want! I thought that something like a dragon foot or dragon hand might get in the way of your human life, so I made your scales less trouble to lug around. Wasn't that a great idea?
  • Ouryuu: ...oh.... oh me.... I had such a terrible misunderstanding. I didn't realize Hiryuu was a MORTAL human. Sorry about that.
  • Ouryuu: I hear you just fine! It's okay, you can stop yelling! Extend the human girl's life? Oh, Zeno, baby, if I could do that I would have extended Hiryuu's life a thousand times over. Hmm... I see... I see... well, I'll see what I can do... how does a week sound? Naw, I'll try and get you a whole extra month! Shucks, aren't I generous?
  • Ouryuu: Zeno, pumpkin? You can test the powers I gave you all you want, but that looks like it hurts.
  • Ouryuu: Oh my. Zeno, please, are you going to make me watch this for hundreds of years or something?
  • Ouryuu: Hello, Zeno? Not to cramp your style or anything, but it seems everybody up here is mad at me, they think it's MY fault you're doing all these... experiments. Would you mind just yelling up at the sky that you're fine so that they quit pestering me? Thanks.
  • Ouryuu: Oh, wait. After all these centuries I forgot you can't hear me anymore. Teehee, whoopsies!

Soooo as i said I’ll try to draw another thingi. And I dunno i just got this sweet Idea. I mean Sanei, if your lil dork gets red eyes he looks like a sweet lil angry Big Red. And I totally luv how smol you are compared to BR.
uuh dear god I stayed awake the whole night to do this and immediately fell asleep afterwards.

So @the-humerus-skeleton @siviosanei I’m sry if its bad but… hell I’m so fucking drowsy I just woke up again, heh I’m not even aware of what I am babbling right now. hehehe.

NVM!! I hope you have a nice day today! And Sanei… you’re the fucking most accurate smol bean I am glad I found in the internet, stay awesome as you are!

Happy birthday~

characters belongs to her!

anonymous asked:

What are the UT, UF, US and SF skelebro's ringtones? Like do they get music? Go for the old cheesy ringtones (e.g. The banana phone) or do they do something else?

UT!Sans

A meme. Probably this.

UT!Pap

A recording of himself telling himself his phone is ringing.

UF!Sans

No one knows whether he did this ironically or not. Dear god I hope he did. His message notification is a gunshot like Ron Swanson because he wants to fuck with people.

UF!Pap

Just the standard ringtone. He doesn’t bother changing it.

US!Sans

The theme song for whatever anime he’s most recently obsessed with.

US!Pap

One of the songs in his music library, probably Ed Sheeran.

SF!Sans

One of the preinstalled ringtones, meticulously chosen.

SF!Pap

Without a doubt

  • <p> <b>Mika:</b> so what did you need me for?<p/><b>Yoichi:</b> um...ur...well there's something I need to do. And I feel like you're the only one who won't freak out when I tell you. And I need someone to have my back about this so...<p/><b>Mika:</b> ...okay?<p/><b>Yoichi:</b> *deep breath* I want to torture Lacus in the worst way possible. I want to hear him scream in pain until he finally begs for death under my mercy.<p/><b>Mika:</b> okay.<p/><b>Yoichi:</b> you're cool with that?<p/><b>Mika:</b> Yeah, I don't blame you. Let's go, I know where he is.<p/><b>Yoichi:</b> what?<p/><b>Mika:</b> he should be dicking around with Renee but if we go now there may be a chance he'll be- *goes on about how they should execute kidnapping Lacus*<p/><b>Yoichi, internally:</b> dear god what have I just done. Yu is gonna kill me.<p/></p>

Éponine: Boy do I.

R: Éponine, I’m sorry about the Marius and Cosette thing, but-

Éponine: Let me tell you about Grantaire and Enjolras. Buckle in, kids, this is a bumpy ride.

R: Oh Jesus Christ…this is untrue and I didn’t particularly want them-

Éponine: Grantaire and Enjolras have been obliviously in love with each other for going on three years now. It’s painful to them, it’s painful to me, and it’s painful to everyone. They can’t get their shit together and everyone is fucking tired of it.

R: He doesn’t-

Éponine: Oh shut your mouth, Grantaire, yes he does! God, you’re an idiot sometimes. Let’s see what our dear viewers have to say about it, hm? Let me know if this sounds like hate here, guys, because if it does then I’m blind as a bat.

Éponine: Okay, guys so when Marius argues with Enjolras, Enjolras argues back of course, but he manages to stay calm and collected. At least somewhat. When Grantaire argues with Enjolras, they both wind up screaming and red in the face.

Éponine: When Bahorel is drunk on the ground, Enjolras makes sure that he gets home safely through someone like Feuilly. But when Grantaire is drunk on the ground, Enjolras is the driving force in the hellfire that gets him safely home and in bed. Followed up by multiple texts and calls to whoever tucked R in.

Éponine: And does Enjolras get mad at anyone else for drinking during the meetings? Joly? Bossuet? Courf? Nope. Just R. Huh, wonder where all those big feelings are actually coming from!

Éponine: Now let’s reverse the oblivious pining, shall we?

Éponine: Who harasses Enjolras into fixing his speeches? Grantaire. Does he do this for anyone else? Combeferre? Courfeyrac? Nope. Just our good ol’ chief.

Éponine: Who is it that will go a week without drinking to make sure that a poster that Enjolras has requested is perfect? None other than our good buddy Grantaire!

Éponine: And who’s name is it, R, that I hear coming from your room at night when I know no one is in there but you and your hand? Enjolras’.

Éponine: Sound about right, R?

R: …

Éponine: Thought as much.

The signs as "Heathers" quotes
  • Aries: The extreme always seems to make an impression.
  • Taurus: I say we just grow up, be adults, and die.
  • Gemini: I can't believe you did it. I was teasing. I loved you! Of course, I was coming up here to kill you..
  • Cancer: Dear Diary. My teen angst bullshit has a body count.
  • Leo: Chaos is great! Chaos is what killed the dinosaurs, darling.
  • Virgo: If you were happy every day of your life, you wouldn't be a human. You'd be a game show host.
  • Libra: I shop, therefore I am.
  • Scorpio: Well, fuck me gently with a chainsaw. Do I look like Mother Theresa?
  • Sagittarius: Our love is God. Lets go get a slushie.
  • Capricorn: Are we going to prom or to hell?
  • Aquarius: Whether to kill yourself or not is one of the most important decisions a teenager can make.
  • Pisces: This isn't just a spoke in my menstrual cycle.
Produce Puns Pt 1
  • {Nayeon, Jeongyeon, Jihyo, Dahyun and Chaeyoung go grocery shopping}
  • Jihyo: We need to pick up a few things from the produce aisle
  • Chaeyoung: [Looking at Jeongyeon and Dahyun] You know what this means
  • Dahyun: It's time for produce puns
  • Nayeon: Oh dear god
  • Jeongyeon: I find you very...
  • Jeongyeon: [Grabs a banana] appealing