dear god please let it match up

anonymous asked:

Two black and white women in matching red dresses walk up to the bar arm in arm. Cygne: hey Junior! Could we start the night off with a couple of spiced rum shots? Sandy: Dear gods it's going to be one of /those/ nights.... Cygne: c'mon, babe... You wanted spicy night this month to be tonight remember? I had to cancel work! Ya know what Junior... Let me get two... Big Swigs of Crooked Arrow on the rocks please

Junior: Uhh… *looks between the two women* sure… *starts preparing drinks*

Junior: You want the rum shots too, or…?