dear god i had the best birthday ever

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MICHAEL!!!!!

my dear tumblr user orgasm,

you are my favorite person on this entire god damn website beating even mr. karpz himself. we’ve taken our tumblr journeys alongside each other and i wouldnt want it to be any other way <3 i remember when you messaged me when i had 10k and you had 5k… and now you have 500k and i havent even hit 300k. i blame the patriarchy. but i hope you have the best day ever!!!! you deserve it!! i love you so so so much michael and i hope i see you soon!!!!!!! :*** ily ily ily