dean winchester...

I showed my friend smut for ths first time; here is what she said.

“Aw this is cute, but knowing that you are the literal spawn of satan, I am afraid”

“wish I could get someone undressed that fast holy shit”

“WHERE IS THE CONSENT IN THIS?”

DICKS OUT. SO FAST. NO WARNING. JESUS HELP.

“Does that size of dick even exist?”

Throbbing. haha… Thats a fun word to say.”

“HONEY PUT SOME LUBE ON FIRST, HONEY NO”

“you ain’t gonna be sitting tomorrow”

“Why are you making me read this again? I’m not complaining…just….curious”

“with the way they described that, I don’t think i could ever drink milkshakes again”

“This has left me aroused and confused”

“Well that was wild”

Dean Winchester was born in 1979

Hermione Granger was born in 1979

Harry Potter was born in 1980

Buffy Summers was born in 1981

Sam Winchester was born in 1983

Emma Swan was born in 1983

Oliver Queen was born in 1985

Rose Tyler was born in 1986

  • The Doctor: *regenerates*
  • Sherlock: *dies and comes back*
  • Sam Winchester: *dies and comes back*
  • Dean Winchester: *dies a lot and comes back*
  • Castiel: *dies and comes back*
  • Loki: *dies and comes back*
  • Harry Potter: *dies and comes back*
  • Professor X: *dies and comes back*
  • Buffy: *dies and comes back*
  • Arthur:
  • Merlin: …Arthur?
  • Arthur: *loading please wait*