dean boring

“What, are you gonna look up more anime, or are you strictly into Dick now?”

A lengthy exploration of Dean Winchester as a consistently queer character, thank to themes he embodies with his core characterisation of occupying both sides of binary traits.

(aka the reason why I lazily shove random things into my “Dean vs cake” tag with no explanation, written out while on a 8hr train journey)

The writing of Dean is of a character split between endless examples of duality, moments of characterisation which have stark opposites (either generally accepted or made up into a false dichotomy by the show) where he appears to embody elements of both at all times. Generally, the less-expected or pleasant part is something he resists admitting liking or labelling himself as.

He may be described as a killer while being shown to be the most compassionate character by his actions in the same episode; his projection of himself as a dumb grunt has been so successful that we have to scrape up lists of dozens of examples to prove his intelligence in arguments, despite one of the most-used examples being in only the fourth episode but is cited all the time to prove he’s not the stupid brother in contrast to Sam’s college-educated introduction leaving a lasting impression there; a lesser example of Dean wobbling between sides of a duality includes his strict favouritism of pie being shown in stark contrast to cake as if he must surely hate it, having declared himself for pie; and of course his frequently shown interest in women is contrasted with extremely consistent queer subtext implying that Dean is attracted to men as well.

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Gilmore Girl Asks

Rory: What did you/do you want to be when you grow up?
Lorelai: What Fandom’s do you belong to?
Emily: Do you have any siblings- do you get along?
Richard: Tell me something good.
Luke: Favorite Hobbies?
Taylor: Leader or Follower? 
Kirk: Tell me your past 5 jobs
Jess: Last book you read?
April: Favorite Vacation?
Logan: Best gift you ever received
Mrs Patty: Single or taken?
Dean: First Kiss Story
Paris: Favorite subject in school?
Babette: Tell me a bit of gossip. 
Sookie: Favorite Food/ Recipe 
Jackson: Morning person or Night Owl? 
Michel: Three things that annoy you.

Do you think Sam has a mental list of topics Dean finds boring for when he needs to throw Dean off the scent of what he’s really doing? 

Like:
I’m listening to an audiobook about the making of khaki pants.
I found a talk radio station where they discuss nothing but rice cake recipes.
I’m gonna go see a documentary about the creation of the Netscape browser.

A Gift (Lucifer x Reader)

Pairing/Characters: Lucifer x reader, Sam, Dean, Chuck, Casifer

Warnings: Usual SPN injuries/deaths, swears, fluffy ending for once

Word Count:1708

Summary: Reader is Sam and Dean’s estranged sister, who betrays them to be with her soulmate Lucifer. However, jealousy grows and Lucifer kills her. Time passes and a lot changes but Lucifer might finally have a chance to redeem himself.

A/N: Hey guys! Here’s a quick fic for you, thought of and written today lol. Thanks @mybittersweetbullshituniverse for not letting me give in and making me finish it today” This one’s for you! haha 

-Mollyxx

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Originally posted by ohmysupernatural

“Lucifer. You don’t have to do this,” I pleaded with the angel, backing myself away from him. My voice was filled with fear and confusion as I watched him slip the silver angel blade from his sleeve.

“Yes I do,” Lucifer spat. “I should have done this the first time I met you.” Lucifer span the silver blade in his fingers tauntingly as he crept forward.

“Why are you doing this? I love you!”

“You’re a Winchester, I should have killed you the moment I laid eyes on you. Filthy liars the lot of you.”

My back hit the wall. There was nowhere else to go. Lucifer grinned, like a predator about to eat its prey, then pressed the cold metal to my neck.

“I’ve never lied to you Lucifer, you know that! I left my family for you, I gave up my name for you! Please!”

“Bargaining with the devil? Y/N, you know so much better,” Lucifer laughed adding more pressure to my neck, the blade piercing my skin and deep red blood began to trickle down my neck.

“Please.” I sobbed looking into his crystal blue eyes. “Don’t.”

“You must really take me for a fool, little one.”

Before I could plead anymore it was done. One slash and I was done for. I collapsed to the ground and gasped for air.

“I… lo-love you.”

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I came here to pose for the camera and get blue-eyed curly to fall in love with me. And I just finished to pose.

Я пришел сюда, чтобы попозировать перед камерой и влюбить в себя голубоглазого кучеряшку. И я только что закончил позировать.