dean and castiel ship

While reading fanfic

Me, at the beginning: FLUFF! only fluff. Smut ruins everything. Gimme all the fluff. I want the cuddle and the the blushing, alllllll the soft flirting, han-

Also me, three chapters in: Sooooooo…. When are they gonna fuck?

Does anybody in this fandom ever stop and think...


HOW THE HELL DID WE START SHIPPING DESTIEL?! 

Originally posted by destielthingsandstuff

Like at what point did this fandom (of the large portion of it) collectively go “you know who should get married…. Dean and Cas!”?

Was it here? 

Originally posted by destielette

Or here?

Originally posted by doctortheduck

Or here? 

Originally posted by inacatastrophicmind

Or…. you know what, I don’t even care! 

LONG LIVE DESTIEL!!!!

Me finding fanfictions, a summary.
  • Me: Oh wow look at this new fanfic
  • Fanfic summary: These two mother fuckers are gonna fuck. thats all ive gotta say.
  • Me: *CLICK*
  • -After Reading-
  • Me: ...I SIGNED UP FOR READING PORN NOT CRYING EVERY SINGLE CHAPTE-
  • Fanfic Author: BITCH THERES A SEQUEL!
  • Me: *Click*

Me: I should study.

Brain: Look! Your favorite blogger wrote a 30k word post saying why your OTP is canon!

Me: What! Where?

Brain: Tumblr! Also, don’t forget to look up your OTP and read all the fanfiction you come across. And, make sure you see all of those juicy edits and crack videos. And when you’re done, go to Netflix and re-watch the series so you could never forget how amazing it is.

Me: But I need to-

Brain: Silence.

That awful moment when you find a fanfic of your OTP with a plot that you really like and it’s perfectly written but it’s not complete and the last update was on March 15th of 1883

Originally posted by sonido-bestial

Meanwhile at the bunker...
  • Dean: Hey Sammy. I've got to talk to you about something
  • Sam: Sure Dean
  • Dean: So it's like this alright... You know how I love pie the best?
  • Sam: Yes I know how you love pie the best
  • Dean: Yeah and I always did since I can remember. And if anybody ever even asked me to eat cake-
  • Sam: You'd throw a bitch fit
  • Dean: I'd politely decline. Shut up Sammy I'm talking. Anyway all my life it was pie and not cake.
  • Dean: But imagine that one day this cake came into my life... this really amazing cake. Like it looks like the most delicious thing to sit on a plate - plucked from God's own dessert tray, if you will.
  • Dean: And I'm like "DAMN! I need to eat this cake right now." And it's not like I don't still love pie, right, like pie is still awesome. But this cake looks so good that I might never eat pie again
  • Dean: I can see myself making sweet love to this cake for the rest of my life
  • Sam: Dean what...
  • Sam: What are you even saying?
  • Dean:
  • Dean:
  • Dean: I might be a little gay for Cas