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Assassins With Modern Day Jobs

Altair as a karate teacher

Malik teaching karate with Altair and yelling “NOVICE!” every time somebody mostly when Altair messes up 

Ezio as a Starbucks employee who flirts with every woman and man that comes in

Connor as a firefighter ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Edward as a lifeguard who also teaches little kids how to swim

Aveline as the best school teacher in existence

Arno as the manger of a shitty but popular club  just like Unity eyyyy

and guest starting Desmond as the bartender of that same club