deadpool: the game

Queer tv series couple: *are together for more than 5 years*

Heteronormarive fans: “Ugh why they are shoving this  forced gay shit in our faces”

Hetero tv series couple: *girl and boy have just met, have sex, immediately become a couple.

Heteronormative fans: “Ah, what a lovely couple! I ship them so hard, they are so perfect!

Queer tv series couple #2: *boy meets boy, they blush, touch each other’s hands, months later become a couple*

Heteronormative fans: “Why they are forcing this gay shit again? Why everyone needs to be gay nowaydays?

Hetero tv series couple #2: *girl in the bus, guy seats next to her and blushes. One stop after, she is gone, they never see each other again.

Heteronormative fans: "Oh my god, they are so cute!!

Queer character: *I’m a girl who likes girls, and I’m okay with that.

Heteronormative fans: ” Not every character needs to be gay!“

Hetero character: *I’m a girl who loves boys, I’m not like the other girls, because I’m cute, popular and funny*

Heteronormative fans: "Aw, she’s so sweet!!

Queer tv series couple #3: *give a couple of pecks and pull apart.

Heteronormative fans: "Disgusting, I don’t wanna see that pornographic shit in my TV”

Hetero tv series couple #3: *literally have sex in an open field*

Heteronormative fans: “Wow, so much chemistry, they are perfect together!!

Queer character: *dies*

Queer fans: "We are tired of seeing the only representation we have being killed off! Stop killing us in real life and in fiction, please

Heteronormative fans: "Stop playing the victims! In this show, everyone dies! It has nothing to do with the fact that they are queer!!”

Hetero character: *dies*

Heteronormative fans: “I’m not watching this show anymore! If "x” character (white,cis,hetero) dies, we riot!!“

My dash is dead

Skam
Eyewitness
Harry Potter
Marauders Era
Fantastic Beasts
Game of Thrones
Marvel
Stucky
Spiderman
Deadpool
Peggy Carter
Star Wars
Stranger Things
The 100
Percy Jackson
5sos
Atla//Tlok
Orphan Black
Feminism
Animals
Art
Fan art//Digital Art
Disney
Pixar

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Bullet (Deadpool x Reader)

Originally posted by t3chn0ir

(Gif credit to owner)

Fandom: Marvel

Character: Deadpool

Persona: Female

Word Count: 397

Warning: Swearing, mentions of blood, violence

Drabble Request: Deadpool x reader. 19 please 

19 - “Stop talking about love for a minute and help me with this bullet wound.”


“This is all your fault (Y/N)!”, Wade snapped next to you. You raised your eyebrows in surprise as you cocked your gun and fired at one of the hired thugs firing at you, “Wilson I think you’ll find this is all your fault”. You heard the mercenary scoff, “You have no proof! Besides I played nice like you wanted and look where it’s got us!”, he growled.

“Played nice?”, you hissed, “That’s hardly what I’d call it, more like being a prick like you always are”. Deadpool gasped and stopped fighting, he placed a gun across his chest in mock hurt, “I am not a prick, not all of the time”.

“Wade now isn’t the ti–SHIT”, you screamed out. You had focused all of your attention on the man in the red suit next to you and not your enemies, as a result of your carelessness one of the men was able to land a shot directly on your exposed arm. You dropped your gun and dropped to the floor, clattering down next to the discarded weapon you cried out in pain.”(Y/N)? You okay buddy?”, Wade asked timidly as he shot the man who’d shot you.

“Fuck no! I’ve been shot”, you whined. You risked lifting your hand off the wound and instantly regretted it; red seeped from the hole staining your uniform and your hand. 

“WHAT? WHERE?”, Deadpool suddenly screeched bending down next to you, although you couldn’t see it, his eyes widened in fear behind his mask, “Sit tight sweetheart, I’m making these fuckers pay”, you watched as he stormed off and silence finally fell around the compound you’d been raiding. 

Deadpool stalked back to you, he sheathed his katanas back into their straps and flopped down beside you once more.

“How bad is it?”, he asked gently. You gave him a glare in response, “Alright, alright, don’t go dying on me I’ve got so much I need to tell you. I’m not good with all that mushy-gushy shit (Y/N), but you make me want to be good with the mushy-gushy shit. Like I love fighting by you, I love hanging at yours and eating chimichangas with you and I–”.

You cut Wade’s rambling off with a tired, irritable smile, “I’m not going to bleed out from an arm wound now stop talking about love for a minute and help me with this bullet wound”.