DEADPOOL x READER
@deadpools-babe: Another request.. (sorryyy ><) DP texting/chatting his girl while doing his (very dangerous) mission. Or a group chat with DP, reader and the Avengers.
Warning: Swearing and implied smut.
A/N: Crazy life, crazy week but I am working on prompts gradually- be patient with me lovelies.
Deadpool: Hey baby
You: Hi sexy, what`s up?
Deadpool: Just killing some assholes, the usual
You: Are you on a mission now?
Deadpool: We are on the way, I`m with Capsicle and the moody metal arm dude
You: Tell Steve I said hi
You: Why not?
Deadpool: You aren`t allowed to say hi to anyone but me
You could almost picture him sulking
You: Baby, you know it`s not like that
Deadpool: Prove it
You: I will when you get home safe
Deadpool: I can`t wait to show you who you belong to
You: Just focus on being safe
Deadpool: Baby, I can`t be tamed
Deadpool: I cannot wait to get home and bend you over
You: Steve and Bucky won`t appreciate your distraction
Deadpool: Fuck them
You: Don`t be jealous, I belong to you, you know that.
Deadpool: I am going to fuck you so hard when I get home. I`m going to-
“Deadpool, please focus and stop messaging your girlfriend. We need to complete this mission and then you can go home and ‘fuck her so hard” huffed Steve
“Fucking language Captain. Jesus fucking Christ do you curse that often. Motherfucking potty mouth” Deadpool waved his arms around and turned to look at the nosey old fucker.
He couldn’t wait to get home.