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Obviously, while he’s distracted with his own monologue, you can throw everything you have at him and kill him. But the fastest, most surefire way to do the job is with an item most players ignore: the torch. It’s nothing but a simple torch Snake used earlier to find his way out of a cave, but if you jam it up The Fear’s ass, he goes up like a 1977 Ford Pinto.

Technically, the torch can burn any of Snake’s enemies, but most of them are smart enough to go somewhere else when you start poking them with flaming sticks. The programmers either forgot or didn’t bother to teach this trick to The Fear. He has no idea how to react to a colon-first fireball attack, so he will stand there and let the fire devour him. Because what maniac game developer could have foreseen players doing anything this strange?

Any player who spent an hour pumping bullets into The Fear in a straight gunfight knows he’s absurdly tough, so it takes forever for the fire to finish him off. Luckily, he will never figure out what’s going on, so sit back, relax, and enjoy the smell of roasting butthole.

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Frank Is Back™

This Is For The Fans™

Just Like The Original™

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“She’s covered wars, you know.”

In honor of Liam’s departure from the Super Best Friends Zaibatsu, I re-watched the entire Life is Strange LP. However, there was one joke that i couldn’t get out of my head and i just had to make a video about it.

in real life:

me: *gets good grades*

me: *is a law abiding citizen*

me: *has never touched drugs or alcohol*

me: *is 90% asexual*

me: *would rather stay in and watch Netflix than go out to a crazy party*


shopping for a new video game:

rating: this game contains graphic violence, drug references, suggestive situations, and mature themes

me: nice. *buys game*

I got a new graphics card a couple weeks ago and the first thing I did was play Dead Rising 3. If you’ve known me long enough you know I’m a HUGE Dead Rising fan. They’re very dear to me.

My biggest fear was not loving Nick. It just wouldn’t feel right not loving a Dead Rising protagonist. :’) but I do. I oh so do. He’s such a sweet precious distraught kid. Even when I wasn’t sure about the game, I continued playing for him.

I was being hard on the game initially but in the end, despite weaknesses, it pulled through for me with its strengths. I’m even more fond of it than the second game. Even if they make more, it was a fantastic end for the series. I’ve been suffering from happy Dead Rising emotions since I finished. ♥

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Dead Rising more like Dead Franchise.