i honestly don’t understand people who think john is the social, agreeable, easily liked half of this couple like. john is absolute garbage at caring about anyone except sherlock and anyone else sherlock cares about i.e. mrs hudson like john’s date gets tied up and nearly shot through with an arrow and he’s mostly worried about whether or not he’s still gonna get his dick wet meanwhile sherlock is kind to homeless people, defends those who are being manipulated because they’re neurodivergent and/or queer, spends years of his life being hunted and beaten in order to protect his friends, literally still cries over his dead dog like…. what honestly will it take for people to realize sherlock is a sensitive soul with a good heart and john is great and smart and skilled and he loves sherlock but man, he is not nice

Who hogs the duvet: Tulips!

Who texts/rings to check how their day is going: Tulips, they are always looking after Myos

Who’s the more creative when it comes to gifts: Tulips

Who gets up first in the mornings: Myos

Who suggests new things in bed: Surprisingly… Tulips *chu think they are innocent*

Who cries at movies: none unless dog is dead then both

Who gives unprompted massages : Myos *And Tulips loves them*

Who fusses over the other when they’re sick: Tulips all the way

Who gets jealous easier: both

Who has the most embarassing taste in music: Myos

Who colects something unusual: Tulips collects seeds

Who takes the longest to get ready : Myos

Who is the most tidy and organised: both

Who gets more excited about the holidays: they don’t care

Who is the big spoon/little spoon: Tulips is the big spoon, myos the smol

Who gets more competitive when playing games and/or sports: Myos, Tulips just watch them play and laugh when Myos starts swearing

Who starts the most arguments: Both,usually cause tgey forget the chocolate or coffee

Who suggest that they buy a pet : Myos, they want an owl god damn it

What couple traditions they have : stay awake all night long on New Year,they go to the surface and watch the sky together

What tv shows they watch together: documental!

What other couple they hang out with: Tulips prefers to keep it private

How they spend time together as a couple: they are always together, fighting shoulder to shoulder, fusing, taking care of each other,they have plenty of activities

Who made the first move : Tulips stole Myos a kiss *tulips are better than one*

Who brings flowers home: Tulips

Who is the best cook: Myos
Honestly, they are really cute

anonymous asked:

Well, it sounds like the IG videos are mostly of the dog today, not interactions with B. Agree that it's hard to see them together but we know they are. At least they don't seem super affectionate with each other, right? We know he loves the dog. Also really seemed to like S's dogs. Anyhow, maybe he's in love with the dog....

Very true. Hahahahhahaha ‘maybe he’s in love with the dog’…. dead. But yes that man sure does love dogs.


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Monday 8:27am
I woke up with you on my mind.
You called me babe last night —
my heart is still pounding.

Tuesday 10:53pm
Today I realized we won’t work.
What we are is hurting her.
And I think she matters more to me than you do.

Wednesday 11:52pm
I broke things off with you today.
She barely said a word.
I’ve never regretted anything more than this.

Thursday 4:03pm
I shouldn’t have sent that message.
You shouldn’t have been so okay with receiving it.

Friday 9:57pm
I almost messaged you today.
I didn’t.

Saturday 8:49pm
I’m walking around town in search of alcohol.
They say that liquor numbs the pain of having a broken heart.
I want to put that to the test.

Sunday 2:32am
I heard you texted a girl you’ve never spoken to before.
I wonder if it’s because you’re trying to replace me.
I can’t help but wish you weren’t.
I thought I was irreplaceable.

—  a week with you on my mind, c.j.n.