dead striders are the best striders

why today’s update was awesome

-caliborn???

-my sweet baby dave strider is about kick ass w/ his ex-girlfriend and alternate universe dead-undead bro 

-fuckign sweet sword-weilding chess puppies are gonna duel on the totally rekt prospit

-rose and kanaya are alive and together!!! my gay babies

-john egbert is no longer a young child. he is a lanky, dorky young adult w/ a girlfriend that just happens to be his best friend’s mom

- DUAL WIELD W/ SICKLES AGAINST ORPHAN TIME DEMON

-army of teenage dead people against said orphan time demon

-the condesce in general tbh

- they’re all grown up 

Bad things about today’s update:

-they’re gonna die

IT’LL ALL BE OVER SOON

Video Game Headcanons ft. Dirk Strider

Imagine the intensity of Jane vs. Dirk in Cooking Mama.

Imagine Jake begging Dirk to buy the latest Call of Duty to play with him and three days later practically knocking down his best friend’s apartment door to find a starving, dehydrated, internationally-ranked-player Dirk.

Imagine Dirk doing a soul bond nuzlocke in every Pokemon game with Roxy.

Imagine Dirk winning a Dead or Alive tournament because he doesn’t get distracted by the big old anime oppais.

Imagine Dirk having to be consoled by literally everyone because an unnoticed thistle seed wiped out half his strenuously over-controlled piñata garden.