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New Girl Season Finale Press Release

BIG CHANGES ARE HAPPENING ON THE ALL-NEW SEASON FINALE OF “NEW GIRL” TUESDAY, APRIL 4, ON FOX. 

Jess is ready to tell Nick of her true feelings for him. Meanwhile, Nick takes a meeting with a book publisher, as Aly helps Winston reconnect with an important person. Then, Cece and Schmidt receive big news in the all-new “Five Stars for Beezus” season finale episode of NEW GIRL airing Tuesday, April 4 (8:00-8:31 PM ET/PT) on FOX.

Cast: Zooey Deschanel as Jess; Jake Johnson as Nick; Max Greenfield as Schmidt; Lamorne Morris as Winston; Hannah Simone as Cece. 

Guest Cast: Nasim Pedrad as Aly, June Diane Raphael as Sadie, Brian Huskey as Merle Streep, Fred Willard as Beezus.

I should find some way to set her down in this book and press her between the pages like a precious flower so she will last forever. Thatโ€™s what this is all about, after all. Thatโ€™s what all this scribbling is forโ€”
—  Andrew Nicoli, from If You’re Reading This, I’m Already Dead (Quercus Publishing, 2016)

“It’s a Cherokee rose. The story is that when American soldiers were moving Indians off their land on the trail of tears the Cherokee mothers were grieving and crying so much ‘cause they were losing their little ones along the way from exposure and disease and starvation. A lot of them just disappeared. So the elders, they, uh, said a prayer. Asked for a sign to uplift the mothers’ spirits, give them strength and hope. The next day, this rose started to grow right where the mothers’ tears fell. I’m not fool enough to think there’s any flowers blooming for my brother. But I believe this one bloomed for your little girl”. Daryl Dixon.

📷  ||  sufjan__ 

just garden store/greenhouse on Mother's Day things

-chaos
-Helen back at it again with the hostas
-40000999 small children running around and crying
-these bright retina searing pink proven winners brand petunias are horribly mutated Jurassic park style but u bet ur ass we’re gonna sell out of them
-shade baskets??? haha Jennifer u must b kidding. i have not seen a shade basket in 34 years
-the really pretty and impressive hanging baskets priced at $45 but when u turn them around the back is dead from being pressed against the overhead beam
-oH gOd ItS sO hOt
-the shop clearly has all its staff on duty but it’s not enough
-Tomato plants. like so many
-everyone above the age of 67 is required to purchase one (1) or more easter lilies
-DIRT
-the commercial Venus fly traps sealed in a clear container marketed towards children like someone free them
-o u want a single fleck of fairy garden moss??? that will be $11.99 please
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anonymous asked:

chansoo is more real then kaisoo plus Kai so ugly compared to chanyeol who's just heaven I feel pity for d.o having to look at Kai seriously everyone is better looking them him. Kaisoo so fake af! #hatekai #ot8 I hope Kai leaves exo!!

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