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Punk (Chap. 3)

Originally posted by winter-barnes

Summary: You’re head over heels for your best friend Bucky and hate the nickname he gave you as it doesn’t exactly scream romance.

Word count: 3324 (I know, long.  But it’s because idk when I’m gonna have more time to write the next chapterssss)

Warnings: Cursing, low-self esteem, chubby!reader x bucky, idk….

A/N:  I’m overwhelmed with the feedback on the first 2 chapters!  love you guys and i can only hope to live up to your expectations with this and all future installments!


If there was one thing you hated more than anything else in the world it was clothes shopping.  OK, that’s not entirely true.  Hydra was definitely up there…and commercials’ whose volume was louder than the show you were just watching so you had the crap scared out of you by some lady who was dancing and trying to get you to buy tampons so you’d ‘have a happy period’ (no such thing)… you really hated when you stepped in puddle on the kitchen floor while only wearing socks…any sort of insect…when you bought a book series but, for some unfathomable reason, the individual books weren’t the same height, because that’s just ridiculous.  Why would anyone think it’d be acceptable to have books 1, 2, 3, and 4 to all line up perfectly on the shelf then have 5 be slightly taller only to then revert back to the original proportions for 6 and 7?!  It’s was utter nonsense and the people responsible for inflicting such depravity on the literary world should—

Rap! Rap! Rap!  “Get dressed!”  Nat hollered from the other side of the dressing room door.  “I’m going to pay for these.  Meet me at the register.”  The clinking of hangers and rustling of clothing signalled her departure as you hopped back into your jeans and slipped your “Talk Wookie to me” T-shirt back on.  You let out a sigh at your reflection.  Can’t wear this anymore, you thought dejectedly. It was your favourite shirt. Faded, thin, and baggy from having been thrown into the wash so many times it was a shadow of what it once was.

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long time no see y’all so like i’m taking a college course called Motion Graphics and we had to do a midterm assignment on a minute long opening sequence and guess what i fucking did (sorry)

WHY DID NOBODY TELL ME ABOUT THIS HOLBY CITY SHIT #4

-THE EPISODE NAME(2 HEARTS) REMINDED ME OF THAT SONG ‘ONE LOVE’ BY BLUE
- I FEEL LIKE ITALIAN GUY™ SHOULDN’T WORK AT A HOPITAL LIKE I JUST IMAGINE HIM IN A COFFEE ADVERT OR DANCING IN A BALLET
- I CAN JUST IMAGINE HIM PRANCING AROUND IN A BALLET, IT JUST SEEMS RIGHT
-IS THAT A MOTORCYCLE HELMET I SEE CAN THIS WOMAN SO EVERYTHING I NEED A FAN I AM GAY 4 CHEEKBONES
-FLORAL DUDE™ LOOKS LIKE MY SISTER AFTER FRESHERS WEEK I’M DEAD
-ITALIAN CHEEKBONES IS GOING DOWNHILL SO FAST IT’S ALMOST LIKE I CAN SEE THE QUICKSAND
-FLORAL DUDE™ GIVES 0 FUCKS TODAY
-ALSO GAY 4 ZOSIA LOOK AT HER CHATTING TO THAT COOL OLD MAN LIKE SHE CARES FOR THEM ALL
-BUT LIKE ALSO I LEARNT THAT POTATO TRICK IN YEAR 3 ZOSIA GO BACK 2 SCHOOL AND LEARN PROPER SCIENCE THIS MEDICINE SHIT WON’T HELP U IN LIFE
-LOVELY LESBIAN LADY™’S FRINGE IS E.V.E.R.Y.T.H.I.N.G
-“I HAVE BETTER THINGS TO DO” LIKE IDK MAYBE SERENA CAMPBELL ;)))))
-IS SPY WITH MY LITTLE EYE A BOTTLE OF SHIRAZ IMAGINE LLL™ DRINKING IT AND THINKING OF SERENA AND BEING ALL ‘I WISH I WAS HOME BUT I’VE GOT 2 DEAL W/ THE STRAIGHTS’ BULLSHITE’
-OH FUK OFF RIC LLL™ HAS GOT EVERYTHING IN ORDER DON’T EVEN TRY IT UNLESS U WANT 2 CATCH THESE HANDS
-CHEEKBONES™ LOOKS AT NEW KID™ LIKE HE’S A BOTHERSOME FLY
- MO BEING ON CHEEKBONES™’ SIDE LIKE YAS SISTERS STICK TOGETHER SISTERS OVER FRIES OR WHATEVER IDK IT’S SOME STRAIGHT NONSENSE
-WHY IS THIS WOMAN TALKING WHILST HE IS PERFORMING SURGERY ON HER?? I WOULD BE LIKE FUCK NO I’LL JUST NOT DISTRACT U FROM SAVING MY LIFE
- RIC GIVING THIS TALK ABOUT NO DISTRACTIONS AND LLL™’S LITTLE LOOKS AT HIM AND THEN MINI MORVEN SHOWING UP THE WHOLE SCENE WAS GREAT
-NEW KID™ IS STILL SO DESPERATE FOR VALIDATION
-WHEN CHEEKBONES™ SAID BE VERY CAREFUL WHO’S SIDE UR ON I THOUGHT I SAW NEW KID™ PHYSICALLY GULP
-I DON’T KNOW WHY BUT JUST IMAGINING NEW KID™ RUNNING AROUND WITH THAT HEART ALL AROUND THE HOSPITAL MADE CRY WITH LAUGHTER I DON’T KNOW WHY HELP ME
-LLL™ WITH HER FEMININE INTUITION MADE ME MELT PHYSICALLY
-CAN U BELIEVE LOVELY LESBIAN LADY™ INVENTED PARENTING
-CHEEKBONES™ IS ME WHEN UR IN A GROUP PROJECT BUT U DON’T TRUST NO ONE SO U HAVE TO OBSERVE EVERYTHING THEY DO JUST INCASE
-SHE GOT HANSSEN THERE AS WELL I’M DYING
-STOP TRYING TO GET INTO CHEEKBONES™’ GOOD BOOKS ITALIAN GUY™ GO AND DO A BALLET OR SOMETHING #CHEEKBONEZ
- WAIT DOES HANSSEN SHIP ITALIAN CHEEKBONES
-“YOU 2 VERY CLEARLY WORK WELL TOGETHER” ARE U SEEING THINGS MATE BECAUSE I DON’T THINK THAT WAS THE CLEAREST THING I’VE SEEN TODAY I MEAN FOG HAS BEEN CLEARER THAN THAT
-SOMEONE GIVE HANSSEN A PERSCRIPTION FOR HALLUCINATIONS BECAUSE HE IS SEEING THINGS
-JESUS RIC LIKING YOUR JOB ISN’T THE WORST THING IN THE WORLD COME ON NOW
-WHEN ITALIAN GUY™ SAID “A WORD OF ADVICE” TO NEW KID™ I THOUGHT HE WAS GOING TO SAY “STOP SUCKING UP 2 EVERYONE”
-NO BUT HE’S LOOKING FOR SO MUCH VALIDATION FROM ITALIAN GUY™ I’M STARTING 2 THINK HE’S GAY #ITALIAN KID ??? BUT NAH WE ALL KNOW HE STRAIGHTER THAN A RULER SO
-CHEEKBONES™ AND SHORT BLONDIE ARE THE FLORAL GUY™ PROTECTION SQUAD THIS IS THE MOST COMPASSION I’VE SEEN FROM CHEEKBONES™ EVER
-“DEPRESSION IS JUST MY PERSONALITY”
-WHEN ITALIAN GUY ™ SAID “IN THEATRE” I GOT CONFUSED AND THOUGHT HE WAS TALKING ABOUT THE OTHER TYPE OF THEATRE THIS JUST PROVES HE LOOKS LIKE HE SHOULD BE IN A BALLET OR SOME SHIT: JUST NOT A HOSPITAL
-YES CHEEKBONES™ UR TOO GOOD FOR HIM
-I DIDN’T KNOW I NEEDED CHEEKBONES™ SPEAKING ITALIAN BUT SHIT I DID
- JUST IMAGINE HER SPEAKING ITALIAN TO ZOSIA IN BED I’M SO GAY FOR CHEEKBONEZ LIKE THEY’VE ONLY HAD 2 SCENES TOGETHER BUT LIKE I’VE JUMPED ABOARD THAT SHIP
-AND I THOUGHT THE BIGGER THING WAS FLORAL GUY™ WAS DYING BUT NO HE STEALS SHIT THIS WAS THE MOST SURPRISING THING I’VE GOT FROM HOLBY SO FAR
-JUST STAY ON DARWIN U LITTLE SHIT IF U MESS UP LLL™ ’S STORYLINES U WILL CATCH THESE HANDS
-HONESTLY CHEEKBONES™’S REACTION WAS MINE LIKE COME ON NOW WE KNOW UR GONNA BE BACK IN 3 MONTHS AFTER FUCKING UP AAU
-WAIT ISN’T ZOSIA HIS GIRLFRIEND AND HE DIDN’T TELL HER FIRST COME ON NOW SON FIX UR ACT
-THAT LITTLE WINK AT THE END MADE ME SHIP #ITALIAN KID ??? FOR ABOUT 0.1 SECONDS
-SERENA WHERE U AT GIRL WE MISSES U YEAH COME BACK WE LIKE U LOTS & LOTS

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