dead equius

dirks dating pool options

alive, and on earth c
-Jake (been there, done that)
-John
-GCATavros
-Karkat (taken)

alive, but not on earth c
-Sollux
-Gamzee ( :-( )
-Caliborn ( :-(((( )

dead
-Equius?? (if hes not just ARquius)
-Eridan (a disaster waiting to happen)
-All of the dancestor boys but honestly who even would date them

NO BUT YOU KNOW WHAT PISSES ME OFF

WHEN PEOPLE ARE LIKE “EWWWW I DON’T LIKE EQUIUS HE’S SO WEIRD AND CREEPY”

SIT YOUR BITCH ASS DOWN THIS INSTANT AND LISTEN UP

  • EQUIUS HAS NOT KILLED A SINGLE PERSON IN CANON. NOT A SINGLE ONE.
  • EQUIUS CARED FOR HIS MOIRAIL THE BEST HE COULD. HE WAS NOT ABUSIVE OR ‘LIMITING’, HE KEPT NEPETA FROM THINGS LIKE FLARP BECAUSE HE WANTED TO KEEP HER SAFE.
  • HE WAS RESPECTFUL AND POLITE TO HIS LUSUS
  • NO YOU KNOW WHAT FUCK THAT EQUIUS IS FUCKING POLITE TO EVERYONE
  • EVEN IF HE ACTS SORTA DISDAINFUL FOR LOWER BLOODCASTES
  • HE BUILT ROBOTIC LEGS FOR A CRIPPLE
  • A ROBOTIC ARM FOR A STONE COLD BITCH
  • AND A WHOLE NEW FUCKING BODY FOR A DEAD GIRL

EQUIUS IS A FUCKING DOLL DON’T EVER TELL ME HE ISN’T A GOOD GUY

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The left-handed sketches I did as requests the other day when my right hand was out of commission!  It’s a mishmash of fanart and my own OCs: we’ve got some Damaras/Handmaids, Luci and Dura being bros, Maimari drumming, my gemsona Aventurine in a hat, some Equiuses, Dead Metal, and Nightingale.

And of course, they’re all beautiful. *thumbs up*

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ahhh throwback to AMW when Victoria and I did Dead Meowrails.

🌸 yourmatesprit is the purrfect Nepeta 🌸

AHH IT WAS SO FUN BEING YOUR EQUIUS ahhh you are such a presh nepeta so tiny eee (/)ewe)/) can’t wait until i get to see you again bb!!! ❤️

AC: :ε ~ a crush on tavros?


AC: :ε ~ well it’s not impurrsable i suppose, though i don’t think so.
AC: :ε ~ sea, sollux still ACTS like a highblood ‘should’ act, just without the murder.
AC: :ε ~ so equius getting flustered over tavros instead is more like more like…
AC: :ε ~ say you have a deep desire to respect authority. like overwhelms almost everything else desire.


AC: :ε ~ your third highest authority figure is now played by troll jim carrey.