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Pictures of Gerard and Lindsey’s house from when they listed it for sale in 2016 

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—  arin hanson, by way of four (?) runs through the crytype-ifier

hsboyfriends  asked:

Dammek and xefros Joey and Dammek Xefros and Jude And for fun Mallek and Dammek

*cracks knuckles* Its shippy time-
Dammek x Xefros:
Who asks the other on dates: Dammek :3
Who is the bigger cuddler: XEFROS-
Who initiates holding hands more often: DAMMEK
Who remembers anniversaries: Xefros uvu
Who is more possessive: Dammek :’D
Who gets more jealous: Both!! But more? Hmm Dammek :3
Who is more protective: DAMMEK!!!
Who is more likely to cheat: NOPE ILL NEVER ANSWER THIS QUESTION-
Who initiates sexy times the most: Dammek-
Who dislikes PDA the most: DAMMEK XD
Who kills the spider: Dammek :DD
Who asks the the other to marry them: BITE ME ITS XEFROS-
Who buys the other flowers or gifts: Xefros tOTALLY
Who would bring up possibly having kids: DAMMEK
Who is more nervous to meet the parents: Dammek :3c
Who sleeps on the couch when the other is angry: Dammek XD
Who tries to make up first after arguments: Dammek :‘3
Who tells the other they love them more often: Xefros ^v^
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