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#felicity can’t get her hands off oliver#any excuse to touch hubby#s3 vs s5 

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So I was reading injustice, and I almost didn’t notice this. Barry didn’t just CARRY Bruce, he gave him a FUCKING PIGGY BACK THROUGH METROPOLIS IM SCREECHING THIS IS THE BEST PANNEL IVE EVER READ

Finding out Jerome came back from the dead would include:

Originally posted by ajanaomisqueen

Warning: Swearing.

A/N: Since Jerome’s comeback I started to be super trash.


  • Him breaking into your house at night, waking you up with his laughter. 
  • You screaming and swinging a bat at him, hitting him a few times before realising it’s Jerome. 
    • “Oh shit, I’m sorry.”
    • Realising he should be dead. 
    • Swearing and hitting him with the bat again. 
    • More screaming. 
  • Jerome taking the bat away and him being super salty, pointing it at you.
    • “And I thought you would hug me or give me a welcome home blowjob or something.”
    • You punching him in the face. “What in the hell is wrong with this city!”
  • After you calmed down you both sit down on your couch, staring at each other uncomfortably. 
    • “What happened to your face?” 
    • “Ya know, some ass cut it off and wore it as a mask. I had to staple my face back.” 
    • “How are you alive?”
    • “Same guy. Tried to bring me back and because it took too long, he cut off this beautiful face to face my cult, blah blah blah.” 
    • “This shit only happens in this bloody town!” 
  • Jerome telling you everything he remembers before and after his death and awakening, and you explaining what happened to you over the year. 
    • “So… you have a boyfriend/girlfriend I need to kill?” 
    • “You died before my eyes, Jerome. Do you really thing I would look for a new partner? I mourned you, you idiot.”
    • Jerome grinning and putting an arm around you, kissing playfully your cheek. “I’m glad I got a loyal gal/pal on my site.”  
  • Having a break down after your emotions settled down and Jerome trying to comfort you, patting awkwardly your back and not trying to knock you out.

anonymous asked:

Can you do “All the money in the world can’t make you happy. How am I supposed to?” With Bruce Wayne? Please??

mmmmmmm yES BRUCE WAYNE MY MAN


You had met Bruce in an unconventional circumstance, you were just a small time artist and somehow had gotten an invitation to a gala that only the best of the best of Gotham’s elite could attend. 

Sure it was mainly to sell some of your paintings, but still, you were nervous and of course you were the one who ended up spilling bright red wine on the dress shirt that just so happened to belong to the man who’s family had pretty much owned Gotham. Who else but Bruce Wayne himself?

You didn’t know it but, Bruce found your personality endearing, and he was glad to find someone who didn’t constantly throw themselves at him for who he was. 

So he helped you calm down, no real harm was done except to his shirt (but he could buy some more) and the two of you had found yourselves talking to one another for pretty much the rest of the Gala. 

The rest was history.

Being with Bruce was an experience in itself. 

The media liked to play you out either as the innocent person that had come to the city to follow their dreams and found love instead, or you had only been with your boyfriend for his money, which absolutely was not true. But you were with a man you cared about and he cared about you, and in your opinion, that’s all that mattered.

Another thing was that Bruce tended to spoil you, and he spoiled you a lot. If you happened to look at something for more than a few seconds, then he’d buy it for you, your poor closet was running out of space. 

Yes, they all were nice looking and the thought of them was kind but still, you didn’t really need all of it.

And it sort of made you feel bad if he was spending all this on you, but you got him nothing in return? 


When Bruce had gotten a message from you saying how you were coming to visit the manor, a small smile had grown on his features, until he saw that you wanted to talk. 

He already had a tough day at Wayne Enterprises, and he was worried what you were going to say to him when you arrived. 

Was it something he did? If so, what did he do? How could he have messed up? Shaking his head from those thoughts, he waited until you arrived.


Bruce seemed off. You were wishing you weren’t so vague when you texted him saying you wanted to talk. 

Currently, you both were walking through the large garden of the manor, in a small silence. 

“So,” He began after clearing his throat, “What did you want to talk about?”

“Well, it probably sounds stupid now that I think about it,” You murmured sheepishly. 

“It’s nothing terrible I promise,” You added quickly.

“If you think it’s important enough to talk about, then it’s not stupid,” Bruce assured you.

You nodded, before speaking, “So you know how you got me that new coat last week?”

“Yes, what’s the matter? Is it bad? I can get you a new one?”

“That’s it, though,” You started, “The gifts are all wonderful and everything, but I don’t really need them.”

Poor Bruce actually looked confused (and the expression on his face was adorable), “What do you mean?”

“As wonderful as your gifts are, I don’t think you have to spend anything on me. You don’t need to spend anything just so that our relationship will work.”

“But if all the money in the world can’t make you happy. How am I supposed to?”

You stopped walking, you could only imagine the type of people he went out with before, seeing as how they were only superficial to want to be with him for his fortunes.

Hugging the much taller man, you said, “Oh Bruce, you don’t need any money to make me happy. If tomorrow comes and we end up being the poorest people in the world, then we’ll be the poorest in the world together.”

Bruce couldn’t help but laugh, before admitting, “You know, I was actually worried for a second, I thought you were breaking up with me when you said you wanted to talk.”

This time it was your turn to laugh a little, “Nope not a chance Bruce,” You kissed him on the cheek before adding, “You’re stuck with me.”


Bruce’s sons (although one claimed otherwise he totally was) watched the whole thing unfold.

“See I told you, they are perfect for him!” The oldest proclaimed proudly.

“Yeah yeah, you totally had your doubts,” The second oldest replied, rolling his eyes.

“They make each other happy that should count right?” A third voice added, watching them fondly.

“For once I agree with Drake, (L/N) does make my father happy,” The last and younger sounding voice added.


“You know your boys were totally watching us right?”

“Yup, I saw them as soon as we walked into the garden.”

First Person Shooter (Jason Todd x Reader)

@cuddles-for-cassie : “it’s Kori and I have a challenge for you! Write a drabble of Jason with this sentence: ‘I can’t believe you did that.’”

Schninner: Err… I tried to make this fluffy, but I think it turned out really cheesy, sorry!

Warnings: again, probably some grammar mistakes,  so if you’re easily triggered by improper grammar, do not read.

Word count: 499


The sounds of gunshots sounded throughout your tiny apartment.

Your boyfriend Jason Todd’s voice rang out in panic.

“[F/N], I swear to the gods, if you kill me, I’m breaking up with you!”

A devious smile spread over your face, “I’m sorry Jay, but I have to, I can’t tarnish my reputation! I would be considered a softy if I let you live!”

Jason let out a grunt of frustration, his eyebrows furrowed in concentration and his mouth formed into a scowl.

“I’m not kidding [F/N]! I will get a divorce! “

“Well it’s a good thing we aren’t married!”

The finishing shot sounded through your living room. Jason eyes grew wide in disbelief as the words on the TV screen flashed “Game over. [F/N] wins! Jay Bird Loses! “ he dropped his remote on the ground and groaned.

You on the other hand, were pumped. As soon as you beat Jason, you had jumped up from the couch and did a small little victory dance.

“Ah Yes! Eat virtual lead ‘Jay bird’!”

“I can’t believe you did that.” Jason said, his face dead serious.

“You killed me, my own girlfriend killed me.”

You rolled your eyes, “Come on Jay, don’t be such a drama queen.”

“That’s it,” he said, he turned toward you, his face dead serious, “[F/N] [L/N], we are getting a divorce.”

You crossed your arms, “Jay, hun, again, we aren’t married.”

“Well not anymore. Remember,  the divorce?” a small smile made it’s way across his face.

You mirrored his smile and played along, you let out an overly dramatic gasp and contorted your face into one of shock. “Oh no! My dearest Jay bird, the love of my life, whatever can I do to win back your love and trust?”

His smile widened more, and you plopped back down beside him on the couch, with a look of mocked despair.

“Well… you could let me me win…?”

The mask of a heartbroken lover that you wore immediately disappeared, replaced with fits of laughter. Jason’s eyes widened slightly in surprise at your sudden outburst. Once you finally got yourself together, you sat back up, with a big goofy grin on your face, you leaned over and gave your boyfriend a short sweet kiss on his lips. You parted and looked lovingly in his blue eyes.

“Oh Jay, I love you, but that’s never going to happen.”

You kissed him lightly on his nose, before hopping over the side of the couch.

“Now, do you want some popcorn to eat away your shame while we watch stranger things? Or do you just want to wallow in your failure?”

“Yeah, sure,  I’ll have some popcorn.”

Your lighthearted teasing placed a grin on Jason’s face as he watched you grab a bag of popcorn and put it in the microwave. Sure you constantly teased each other and you would always destroy him in video games, but he lived you, and he wouldn’t have it any other way.

Logan; 8 days

Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2; 71 days

Wonder Woman; 99 days

Spider-Man: Homecoming; 134 days

Thor: Ragnarok; 253 days

Justice League; 267 days

Untitled Fox/Marvel movie; 323 days

Black Panther; 358 days

Avengers: Infinity War; 435 days

Ant-Man and the Wasp; 498 days

Aquaman; 589 days

Untitled Fox/Marvel movie; 617 days

Untitled Fox/Marvel movie; 721 days

Captain Marvel; 743 days

Shazam; 771 days

Untitled Avengers movie; 799 days

Justice League 2; 841 days

Untitled Spider-Man sequel; 861 days

Untitled DC movie; 981 days

Cyborg; 1135 days

Untitled Marvel movie; 1163 days

Untitled Marvel movie; 1233 days

Green Lantern Corps; 1247 days

Untitled Marvel movie; 1352 days

Deadpool 2; TBD

Deadpool 3; TBD

X-Men: Supernova; TBD

Gambit; TBD

New Mutants; TBD

The Batman; TBD

The Flash; TBD

Gotham City Sirens; TBD

Black Adam solo movie; TBD

tagged by: @daenersys

rules: answer all questions, add one question of your own and tag as many people as there are questions (nah i’m good)

i’m tagging: @daenerysn @undomiel @aryeastark @lennister @leiaskywlkcr

  1. coke or pepsi: sprite
  2. disney or dreamworks: dreamworks
  3. coffee or tea: both
  4. books or movies: books
  5. windows or mac: mac
  6. dc or marvel: dc
  7. x-box or playstation: xbox
  8. dragon age or mass affect: don’t play either
  9. night owl or early riser: night owl
  10. cards or chess: cards
  11. chocolate or vanilla: vanilla
  12. vans or converse: converse
  13. lavellan, trevelyan, cadash, or adaar: idk what those are
  14. fluff or angst: flooooof
  15. beach or forest: forest
  16. dogs or cats: dogs
  17. clear skies or rain: rain
  18. cooking or eating out: eating out
  19. spicy food or mild food: mild
  20. halloween/samhain or solstice/yule/christmas: halloween!!! (don’t celebrate christmas so it isn’t much of a contest)
  21. would you rather forever be a little too cold or a little too hot: a little too hot
  22. if you could have a superpower, what would it be: invisibility
  23. animation or live action: live action
  24. paragon or renegade: idk what those are
  25. baths or showers: baths
  26. team cap or team ironman: cap? idk
  27. fantasy or sci-fi: fantasy
  28. do you have three or four favourite quotes, if so what are they: they’re all by george r r martin and they’re way too long to post here so check my goodreads i guess
  29. youtube or netflix: netflix
  30. harry potter or percy jackson: harry potter
  31. when do you feel accomplished: when i finally finish a book series because i have so many unfinished series
  32. star wars or star trek: STAR WARS
  33. paperback books or hardback books: floppy paperbacks
  34. to live in a world without literature or without music: without music
  35. city or countryside: countryside
  36. favourite chips: bbq
  37. pants or dresses: pants
  38. favourite season: autumn
  39. travel back in time or travel to the future: back in time! i wanna go to the 1920s so badly
  40. outer space or the ocean? space!!! there’s so much we haven’t explored yet

my question: lord of the rings or a song of ice and fire?